FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[nukes]

Can hemmheroids get so bad you need the ER? My backside is a real asshole.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Send Boots some pics & see what she says about it

 

[HipHugHer]

That's yust a yoke, nukes. Don't do it for real.

 

[OOD]

That's my whole problem see, I play righty and the counter/sink is to the left of the toilet.

 

[nukes]

I hope he showers after that.

 

[OOD]

I hope he showers after that.

When the pipes freeze up in the winter we use that water to make grits.

 

[Strings]

When the pipes freeze up in the winter we use that water to make grits.

Hip... What?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Does anybody else drink beer on the shitter or is that just me? Currently allowing myself three beers a day until my 12 pack is gone. I feel like I deserve to have at least one of those on a throne.

Youre doing it right, kid.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Send Boots some pics & see what she says about it

I encourage this option

 

[nukes]

I encourage this option

Not even I'm that big an asshole.
Even tho my asshole is.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

had steak potatoes and broccoli for dinner
Gonna make such a huge turd tomorrow

 

[OOD]

Hip... What?

I grew up in a conservative home.

 

[nukes]

So much production.

 

[Immigrant]

I gravy your mammoth doodie

 

[nukes]

I gravy your mammoth doodie

Wish i could do it again.
Nothing quite so satisfying as dropping multiple lbs of poop.

 

[wetwillie]

Wish i could do it again.
Nothing quite so satisfying as dropping multiple lbs of poop.

Getting all wiped off is a close second.

 

[wetwillie]

Fuckingh MExican food(yesterday) - shit was stickier than peanut butter with molasses. Almost ran out of rolling paper.

 

[nukes]

Sometimes a shower cleanup becomes necessary.

 

[Immigrant]

Getting all wiped off is a close second.

I meant to go back and find where you said you were dying to get out of work yesterday afternoon and late gravy it because it had me chuckling a few hours later.

I’ll gravy this one instead. Damn, that was funny. Big Mexican lunch made for nothing getting done. Ay Carumba.

 

[Immigrant]

Quoted the wrong post