FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[Jehannum]

Captain's Log, stardate 96706.75, having both carne adovada and spicy deli mustard in one day does not agree with my burt. No sir, not at all.

 

[OOD]

I'm going to plan a poop at 11:27 tonight so I can have one poop in two days time.

 

[nukes]

I'm going to plan a poop at 11:27 tonight so I can have one poop in two days time.

Your poops really last 33 minutes or more? That's excessive. I can pinch out a couple loaves in about 3 or 4 minutes. For a vegan you really don't eat enough vegetables do you?

 

[Strings]

You're going to get hemorrhoids squeezing and pinching that long, OOD. Then where will be huh!?

 

[OOD]

Just wondering if anybody would catch the time. My vegan asshole slips them out like a slip n slid. It's lovely.

 

[nukes]

 

[nukes]

@Ledboots
I'm implying nothing here thought you might find this funny

 

[Immigrant]

I just used “lovely” in another thread and am thinking about a quick edit now.

 

[nukes]

Whew!
Finally.
Constipated.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I guess I did eat a lot of corn yesterday

 

[nukes]

I guess I did eat a lot of corn yesterday

If you would chew your food better this wouldn't keep happening

 

[Mustard Dispenser]

Payload deployed

 

[nukes]

Man I did a double double today.
Hmm I wonder where the nearest In n Out restaurant is?

 

[OOD]

Does anybody else drink beer on the shitter or is that just me? Currently allowing myself three beers a day until my 12 pack is gone. I feel like I deserve to have at least one of those on a throne.

 

[Strings]

Does anybody else drink beer on the shitter or is that just me? Currently allowing myself three beers a day until my 12 pack is gone. I feel like I deserve to have at least one of those on a throne.

Hippie

 

[nukes]

Hippie

PhillyStine

 

[Strings]

PhillyStine

PoopDiscussionPusher

 

[HipHugHer]

Does anybody else drink beer on the shitter or is that just me? Currently allowing myself three beers a day until my 12 pack is gone. I feel like I deserve to have at least one of those on a throne.

I drink coffee on the throne and have ate more than a few sandwiches there. I figured beer was just a given. Not sure what you're asking.

 

[Strings]

I've written a few dirty bass lines in the privy. Given the throne's location it's a good thing I don't play left handed.

 

[HipHugHer]

I've written a few dirty bass lines in the privy. Given the throne's location it's a good thing I don't play left handed.

That's my whole problem see, I play righty and the counter/sink is to the left of the toilet.