FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[Jehannum]

Captain's Log, stardate 96706.75, having both carne adovada and spicy deli mustard in one day does not agree with my burt. No sir, not at all.

 

[OOD]

I'm going to plan a poop at 11:27 tonight so I can have one poop in two days time.

 

[nukes]

I'm going to plan a poop at 11:27 tonight so I can have one poop in two days time.

Your poops really last 33 minutes or more? That's excessive. I can pinch out a couple loaves in about 3 or 4 minutes. For a vegan you really don't eat enough vegetables do you?

 

[Strings]

You're going to get hemorrhoids squeezing and pinching that long, OOD. Then where will be huh!?

 

[OOD]

Just wondering if anybody would catch the time. My vegan asshole slips them out like a slip n slid. It's lovely.

 

[nukes]

 

[nukes]

@Ledboots
I'm implying nothing here thought you might find this funny

 

[Immigrant]

I just used “lovely” in another thread and am thinking about a quick edit now.

 

[nukes]

Whew!
Finally.
Constipated.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I guess I did eat a lot of corn yesterday

 

[nukes]

I guess I did eat a lot of corn yesterday

If you would chew your food better this wouldn't keep happening

 

[Mustard Dispenser]

Payload deployed

 

[nukes]

Man I did a double double today.
Hmm I wonder where the nearest In n Out restaurant is?