Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
I had a dream last night that I laid out a foot long dookie in a public bathroom toilet. It took me like half an hour in the dreamworld to finish up and afterwards I took a picture to show everyone.
Pfft. That's just what construction workers use, a plaster bucket. Then it becomes a brown plaster bucket.
I'm doing some real gymnastics on this commode. I did the Filipino style, standing on the edges of the porcelain throne and squatting. I've invented a new position I'm gonna call the Reverse Cowgirl Pretzel. It involves leaning back towards the tank and ballancing my heels on the toilet seat. It puts my penis in a compromising position, but right now I'm ok with that. The idea is total poop production and I'm a success oriented person. I will do this.
I must.
A Gravy Giving Member said:I'm doing some real gymnastics on this commode. I did the Filipino style, standing on the edges of the porcelain throne and squatting. I've invented a new position I'm gonna call the Reverse Cowgirl Pretzel. It involves leaning back towards the tank and ballancing my heels on the toilet seat. It puts my penis in a compromising position, but right now I'm ok with that. The idea is total poop production and I'm a success oriented person. I will do this.
I must.
I'm doing some real gymnastics on this commode. I did the Filipino style, standing on the edges of the porcelain throne and squatting. I've invented a new position I'm gonna call the Reverse Cowgirl Pretzel. It involves leaning back towards the tank and ballancing my heels on the toilet seat. It puts my penis in a compromising position, but right now I'm ok with that. The idea is total poop production and I'm a success oriented person. I will do this.
I must.
I want to post a gif but it says the file is too large. What kind of establishment are you running here, @fly ?