FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[Jehannum]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

Grabbed an Americano on the way into work today and it made a mud volcano just now. I feel light as a feather.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

I was waiting alone in the blood draw waiting room today at the cancer center and when I stood up to go in, I felt this massive fart rip.

I was exchanging places with someone who was coming back out into the waiting area, and as the door closed, I heard him say, "Oh Goddamn it!"

 

[Strings]

I was waiting alone in the blood draw waiting room today at the cancer center and when I stood up to go in, I felt this massive fart rip.

I was exchanging places with someone who was coming back out into the waiting area, and as the door closed, I heard him say, "Oh Goddamn it!"

Just routine I hope.
The bloodwork not the fart.

 

[Jehannum]

Just routine I hope.
The bloodwork not the fart.

I'm in my "let's visit once a year" phase for the ball cancer.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Petunia]

I haven’t seen this thread in ages.
It’s crazy how when you read it, it makes you feel the poops a’swirlin’ in your bellllllehs cuz just like that.. I’m pooping
Thanks thread

 

[Jehannum]

oh boy, that was a 9 coil'er.

 

[thintoast]

Pewpin

 

[nukes]

 

[nukes]

Here I sit, not broken hearted.
I pooped, I shat, I even sharted.

 

[Strings]

 

[nukes]

 

[Jehannum]

You cut a hole in your Prius seat so that you don't lose any revenue?

 

[nukes]

You cut a hole in your Prius seat so that you don't lose any revenue?

Prius don't have that kind of cubic cargo space, man. Even us midgets feel the squeeze.

 

[Jehannum]

Prius don't have that kind of cubic cargo space, man. Even us midgets feel the squeeze.

So, you're saying that your poop hatch goes all the way through the floor.

 

[nukes]

So, you're saying that your poop hatch goes all the way through the floor.

If I eradicate the seat I'd have knee room.
The nap I just took put my neck to sleep.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

So, I like to take a wide stance when I make mud.

There is one stall that allows this at work. For some reason the person that installed it didn't measure right and it is a solid 2 inches wider inside than any of the others except for the handicapped stall.

Someone was in there when I went to the bathroom this morning. Bastard