FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[APRIL]

I now know what @Maureen feels like. I felt fat and bloated all weekend and now I've shit five times this morning. Geezus girl, how do you deal?

 

[Duke]

I now know what @Maureen feels like. I felt fat and bloated all weekend and now I've shit five times this morning. Geezus girl, how do you deal?

It must be sunspots. I dropped what I thought was a full intestine last night, and then this morning, it happened again! Raised the bowl water almost an inch so much got deposited. Was worried it would work like fast drying cement and clog the tubes.

I probably need to eat more salad.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Doin a deuce right meow!

 

[Duke]

Doin a deuce right meow!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Right on!

 

[Jehannum]

I watched my new boss's video address while putting the vikings to sea.

 

[Frau Blugher]

" We all hope for "Few remarks on paper " but it's always a struggle ." Adolf Hilter

 

[Petunia]

I now know what @Maureen feels like. I felt fat and bloated all weekend and now I've shit five times this morning. Geezus girl, how do you deal?

I've had the runs 3 days in a row and I have nooooo idea why.
Usually I can pin point it but not this time
I wake up dehydrated AF in the middle
Of the night and poooooooop til I'm a shrivelled prune and go back to bed

I have zero bloat ATM.
I'm also not complaining cuz this is the best THE BEST

 

[Jehannum]

It's like work knows that I poop here. Office? Perfect LTE signal. Bathroom? Fuck you.

 

[Duke]

I've had the runs 3 days in a row and I have nooooo idea why.
Usually I can pin point it but not this time
I wake up dehydrated AF in the middle
Of the night and poooooooop til I'm a shrivelled prune and go back to bed

I have zero bloat ATM.
I'm also not complaining cuz this is the best THE BEST

I'm curious, does your proctologist also require a degree in psychology?

 

[Ledboots]

I've had the runs 3 days in a row and I have nooooo idea why.
Usually I can pin point it but not this time
I wake up dehydrated AF in the middle
Of the night and poooooooop til I'm a shrivelled prune and go back to bed

I have zero bloat ATM.
I'm also not complaining cuz this is the best THE BEST

You're sure there's no bleeding?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ill just say I was happy to get in and out of colombia without being poisoned by the water
It would not have been nice to take a 5 hr flight with my asshole duct taped shut

 

[Petunia]

You're sure there's no bleeding?

Nope none
TRUST ME I CHECK LOL

 

[Jehannum]

Takin' a Drumpf.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

This guy gets it

 

[tre]

official ride of the poop thread

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just carpet-bombed commodistan
They had it comin

 

[gee]

Today's discovery: Paqui brand ghost pepper chips are goddamn delicious and it's easy to eat a lot of them.

Don't do that.

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[thintoast]

You guys have no idea what I've just been through...

Ok, maybe keeks does. her mid may description sounds like me right now.

 

[Petunia]

You guys have no idea what I've just been through...

Ok, maybe keeks does. her mid may description sounds like me right now.