People who embaress themselves at Christmas Parties...

There was a party here, many years ago on one of those Boston harbour cruise boats.

There was this guy working here then, let's call him "Marv", who ALWAYS wore a black suit and tie. Marv got so wasted at this party from all the free drinks that at one point in the night was loudly evacuating his stomach in the tiny restroom, with the door open.

No-one had noticed that Marv had disappeared until they were leaving the boat, and he was passed out in the tiny space between the railing on the side and the outside wall of the main cabin :lol:

So one of the managers got Marv into a cab, and brought him to a hotel where he checked him in with Marv's credit card. He showed up for work the next day, wearing an exceedingly rumpled and vomit splattered black suit :fly: