WTF People are freaked out Chaz Bono is on Dancing with the Stars.

Hell fuck no. Nor am I old.

Nor do I hate everyone. In fact, quite the opposite. Hence the pro welfare and other stances I make.

Very true. Just joshing ya.

does anyone know if Chaz has a mechanical or other penis enlargement device? Did they close up his hole? Did they extend the urethra to make a rudimentary phallus? Does anyone else care about this stuff?
 
not really, no. I see enough fat badly tatt'ed white dudes with bad neck beards wearing wifebeaters in florida enough as it is.
 
She has no penis, and has no plans to attach one, I guess. I suppose if cost is an issue, she could prob find one lying around on craigslist, or something. A little sprucing up, it'd be decent.