Pandemic!

still trying to figure out how to do....anything. I think the key is to spread to as many countries as quickly as possible in order to fight cure worldwide
 
after two turns there are no longer any infected humans, I lasted 3 days.

WHAT THE HECK?

I don't get this, it's very frustrating
 
ok so far I've wiped out the continent of europe (fuck the french) and I'm this close to annihilating the durka durkas. stupid america already came up with a cure but that's ok, they'll just kill themselves with trans fats and abortions anyways
 
Theres a trick to it, you gotta treat it as a real virus would act. If they are inventing a cure, turn up the kill rate and make it less curable. Then spread it as much as possible in a single country then attack the airport. The more infected people the better the airport works.
 
well I killed over half the world. africa europe and the mid east can now be plowed over and turned into a parking lot

you can all thank me later
 
The second one is so much easier.

I'm not smart enough for these smarty pants games