Overhearing strange snippets of conversation

[Fat Burger]

What's the strangest piece of conversation you've heard recently? Mine is "Why doesn't it tickle when you're wearing pants?"

 

[Coqui]

Overhearing a guy talk about gaydar

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

What's the strangest piece of conversation you've heard recently? Mine is "Why doesn't it tickle when you're wearing pants?"

Oh stop lying, you didnt overhear that conversation, I was talking directly TO you

 

[CletusJones]

i heard something about three holes and bleeding between the vagina and anus. i was like

 

[BigDov]

There are reasons I sit in my office with the door shut and my music playing- this would be key among those reasons.

 

[theacoustician]

"Why does Josh starch his socks? All his socks I find laying around are as stiff as boards. He even starched some of my underwear, my teddy bear, and the cat on accident. He is just a starch maniac."

 

[CletusJones]

There are reasons I sit in my office with the door shut and my music playing- this would be key among those reasons.

shens, you have a cube - nancy boy

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

"Why does Josh starch his socks? All his socks I find laying around are as stiff as boards. He even starched some of my underwear, my teddy bear, and the cat on accident. He is just a starch maniac."

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I dont hear a lot of convos from my office, but I do hear
"KEKEKEKEKEKE" a LOT from the vietnamese lady that sits in the lab just outside my door

 

[Millions]

Fatdaddy and I were hanging out last week, walking into some hobby store or something when he decided to recite some text message a girl sent me that said "I'm so fucking you." loud enough for everyone to turn their head and look at us.

...to which I immediatly responded. "Yeah, but you're the woman in this relationship."

 

[BigDov]

shens, you have a cube - nancy boy

NOT ANY MORE!!!!

 

[CletusJones]

NOT ANY MORE!!!!

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME? I FEEL BETRAYED.

 

[jaxxor]

I hear about the wretched lardasses here at work going on about who's sleeping with who, and who's kicking who out of their apartment. I cannot possibly describe how low and disgusting these people are.

This 300 pounder was talking about a chocolate buffet in Louisiana. I wanted to rip her throat out so I could continue my lunch.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Fatdaddy and I were hanging out last week, walking into some hobby store or something when he decided to recite some text message a girl sent me that said "I'm so fucking you." loud enough for everyone to turn their head and look at us.

...to which I immediatly responded. "Yeah, but you're the woman in this relationship."

Thats hilarious

 

[BigDov]

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME? I FEEL BETRAYED.

I'm sitting in the 'other' building where I can reserve myself a room with a view, and a door. Life is grand.

 

[simple]

"damnit, I just blew it all over my face"

he's was talking about blowing eraser residue off a sheet of paper and on to his face

 

[CletusJones]

I'm sitting in the 'other' building where I can reserve myself a room with a view, and a door. Life is grand.

that's awesome dude, it's killer having an office. i'm jealous of your window though, I have three but they all open up to other offices or the hallway.

 

[smileynev]

"damnit, I just blew it all over my face"

he's was talking about blowing eraser residue off a sheet of paper and on to his face

huh?

 

[simple]

huh?

the shit that comes off a pencil eraser when you fucking erase something

the dude tried to blow it off the paper but apparently he blew it back into his face (I don't fucking know how) and then he said

"DAMNIT, I blew it into my face!"

which sounded like he just jerked off and busted a nut into his own eye

smileynev you're so fucking annoying when you don't get shit