Outsourced service desk helpers

[BigDov]

On the phone right now with the resolution center and am seriously having a hard time bridging the language gap

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"Good today morning to you my sir, my name is Bob, how is I will help you with problem today?"

 

[smileynev]

does he sound hot?

 

[BigDov]

"Good today morning to you my sir, my name is Bob, how is I will help you with problem today?"

Exactly! "My name is Sridiharaschathay Nariwimari, but you may call me Lisa. How may I be help you?"

 

[BigDov]

does he sound hot?

she, SHE goddammit!!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

[Apu]Silly customer, you can not re-boot with a floppy in the drive![/Apu]

 

[smileynev]

she, SHE goddammit!!!

Oh my, webcam?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Oh my, webcam?

There's a nevcam?

 

[Desslock]

she, SHE goddammit!!!

Ask how big are her tits.

 

[BigDov]

Ask how big are her tits.

She's having a hard enough time drawing air, do you really think I should bother her about her boobs?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

She's having a hard enough time drawing air, do you really think I should bother her about her boobs?

maybe that's the reason she's having a hard time breathing. mammary suffocation++

 

[Desslock]

maybe that's the reason she's having a hard time breathing. mammary suffocation++

 

[BigDov]

maybe that's the reason she's having a hard time breathing. mammary suffocation++

Hadn't thought of that.......

 

[Fat Burger]

[Apu]Silly customer, you can not re-boot with a floppy in the drive![/Apu]

Holy shit, that's cracking me up right now.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Holy shit, that's cracking me up right now.