Hawt Outrageous crap on Amazon

[helenabear]

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"If you are an avid movie goer and love the big screen, stop wasting your money and bring the theater to your home! I mean, you're talking at least $10 a ticket just to get in. And you go to the movies... what... 12,000 times a year? After one year, that is money in your pocket!"

"I opened up two GoFundMe accounts for my sick cat that needs a heart transplant and I raised the money in a couple of months to get my TV."

"Love watching porn on this TV. I never knew it could be this HD! You could see each drop of sweat coming down her face. Still, I thought the 3D would allow me to physically touch the boobies... So that's a bit of a deal breaker. 2 stars."

 

[Peppers]

Lmaoooo

Post MOAR! I can't see the link

Very realistic image! I took an HD video of my garage door opening, then placed my new Samsung UN105S9 in front of my garage and pressed play as my wife was coming home. She drove straight through the TV! Ha Ha! I got her!

I measured the TV and it was actually 104.6 inches not 105 so I returned it.

I couldn't purchase this TV because it wouldn't fit in the Amazon Cart.

Had to join a Mexican Cartel to afford this tv.. but it was worth, now i can enjoy my tv and my mujeres

The 85 inch version this TV without the curved display is only 40 thousand dollars. It don't make any sense to pay an additional 60 grand for an extra 20 inches (pause), So I bought the 85 inch version which is just as good. I opened up two GoFundMe accounts for my sick cat that needs a heart transplant and I raised the money in a couple of months to get my TV.

I took a life insurance policy out on the wife in hopes of getting this TV.... Soon.

Love watching porn on this TV. I never knew it could be this HD! You could see each drop of sweat coming down her face. Still, I thought the 3D would allow me to physically touch the boobies... So that's a bit of a deal breaker. 2 stars.

Kim Kardashian's butt still won't fit on the screen. It cuts off a bit at the sides. Very disappointed.

Great picture, sound, detail. However, watching porn on it was scary. Seeing two 3-foot breasts coming at you made the dog run and hide, and I actually opened an umbrella when the man had an orgasm.

After the contractor finally finished the addition to my house that was required to mount this TV on the wall, I was very pleased with the picture quality. However, disaster struck after I gave my dog the box it came in as a toy. He went in three days ago and still hasn't found his way out. I fear he is lost forever.

 

[Petunia]

Very realistic image! I took an HD video of my garage door opening, then placed my new Samsung UN105S9 in front of my garage and pressed play as my wife was coming home. She drove straight through the TV! Ha Ha! I got her!

I measured the TV and it was actually 104.6 inches not 105 so I returned it.

I couldn't purchase this TV because it wouldn't fit in the Amazon Cart.

Had to join a Mexican Cartel to afford this tv.. but it was worth, now i can enjoy my tv and my mujeres

The 85 inch version this TV without the curved display is only 40 thousand dollars. It don't make any sense to pay an additional 60 grand for an extra 20 inches (pause), So I bought the 85 inch version which is just as good. I opened up two GoFundMe accounts for my sick cat that needs a heart transplant and I raised the money in a couple of months to get my TV.

I took a life insurance policy out on the wife in hopes of getting this TV.... Soon.

Love watching porn on this TV. I never knew it could be this HD! You could see each drop of sweat coming down her face. Still, I thought the 3D would allow me to physically touch the boobies... So that's a bit of a deal breaker. 2 stars.

Kim Kardashian's butt still won't fit on the screen. It cuts off a bit at the sides. Very disappointed.

Great picture, sound, detail. However, watching porn on it was scary. Seeing two 3-foot breasts coming at you made the dog run and hide, and I actually opened an umbrella when the man had an orgasm.

After the contractor finally finished the addition to my house that was required to mount this TV on the wall, I was very pleased with the picture quality. However, disaster struck after I gave my dog the box it came in as a toy. He went in three days ago and still hasn't found his way out. I fear he is lost forever.

Omg yeppers those are hilarious .

This one almost made my wrinkles come back

Very realistic image! I took an HD video of my garage door opening, then placed my new Samsung UN105S9 in front of my garage and pressed play as my wife was coming home. She drove straight through the TV! Ha Ha! I got her!


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