open thread: express your issues with elpmis

Coqui said:
I switched from being strictly spec ops to assault. I've only been medic once and healed one person and revived one. That was it.
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You're kicking that much ass as Assault? What the fuck are you doing?
 
elpmis said:
you should ditch theac for me for what I call "the slight reasons"

check this out

My car is slightly nicer than theac's

My job is slightly nicer, because it's slightly less stressful and pays slightly more

I have slightly more hair than him

I'm slightly taller

I'm also slightly younger

and slightly more in shape

see what I'm saying?.... slightly?
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Is it a Lexus SC?

You can't even tell anyone about your job.

I married him. Why would I care about hair? Besides the shaved look is uberhawt. :drool:

I don't care about height. ex. My highschool sweetheart was a foot shorter than me.

I prefer older (ie experienced) men thx.

Why would I want a guy that into his own body?

no? :p
 
Pandora said:
Is it a Lexus SC?

You can't even tell anyone about your job.

I married him. Why would I care about hair? Besides the shaved look is uberhawt. :drool:

I don't care about height. ex. My highschool sweetheart was a foot shorter than me.

I prefer older (ie experienced) men thx.

no? :p
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BUT IF YOU LEAVE THEAC FOR ME I CAN KILL YOU AND STASH YOU IN MY CLOSET AND THEN PERSUE MY TRUE LOVE

THEAC

BUT YOU'RE TOO SMART TO FALL INTO MY TRAP SO I MAY PERSUE MY HOMOSEXUAL DREAMS, GODDAMNIT!

I SHALL NO LONGER BOTHER YOU, FOR THERE ARE OTHER DASHING MEN WITH GOOD LOOKS TO HARASS AND STALK

I BID YOU FAREWELL!!!
 
elpmis said:
you should ditch theac for me for what I call "the slight reasons"

check this out

My car is slightly nicer than theac's

My job is slightly nicer, because it's slightly less stressful and pays slightly more

I have slightly more hair than him

I'm slightly taller

I'm also slightly younger

and slightly more in shape

see what I'm saying?.... slightly?
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How do you know you make more than I do?
 
elpmis said:
i don't, i just typed that in because I needed another slightly line
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All the rest is probably true with the exception of being taller. I'm definately taller than you. The only person here taller than I is Spange.
 
kiwi said:
I have no issues with you, you are hot and funny mostly. I am still amazed you are so normal looking though.
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awwww, thanks, you are amazingly talented at photography, and your current skills and further ambitions to take it all online proves that you are equally a business women and an artist

you too are lovely and your husband seems like quite the wonderful companion
 
theacoustician said:
All the rest is probably true with the exception of being taller. I'm definately taller than you. The only person here taller than I is Spange.
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dude, none of it was really meant to be true, actually it was really all meant to be a bunch of crap

I would never compare myself to you for many reasons, but mainly because you are a good person and I respect you as a friend - and guys don't compare each other, we'll leave that to middle school females

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elpmis is so hot right now he could take a shit in tinfoil, wrap it up, put fishhooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earings.

That DAMNED elpmis! ......he's so HOT right now.
 
Millions said:
elpmis is so hot right now he could take a shit in tinfoil, wrap it up, put fishhooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earings.

That DAMNED elpmis! ......he's so HOT right now.
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:lol: I love Zoolander
 
elpmis said:
dude, none of it was really meant to be true, actually it was really all meant to be a bunch of crap

I would never compare myself to you for many reasons, but mainly because you are a good person and I respect you as a friend - and guys don't compare each other, we'll leave that to middle school females

:heart:
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Who the hell are you and what have you done with elfpenis.
 
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