open thread: express your issues with elpmis

[Bubbles]

You have a vivid imagination.

edit: I noticed that according to your title you enjoy BF2 quite a bit, fancy a game sometime?

Damn.....I didn't even see that...............WHO DID TAHT TO ME??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[simple]

What typo? Like I pay enough attention to you to notice your typos.

Wierd. I always figured you for a test tube baby.

medically speaking I wish I would have been a test tube baby

 

[water]

Let's choose a random date and elp can tell us what he remembers, how about October 32nd 1734, does anything stand out in your mind about that date?

 

[Pandora]

she was making fun of me by doing that

No I was actually trying to make fun of loosers that say "Your mom" jokes. But I typo'd.

 

[simple]

Elpmis, you've said some nice things about us so we're going to return the favor.

Here are Leroy and Harold, the two orderlies that change your bedpan.

Leroy: "Hey man, that cats got some seriously blemish free cheeks"

Harold: *nods*

psycho

 

[Coqui]

you're better at video games than everyone else

Tell that to Knyte and W_A_W when we play BF2


PS. I was kidding, it doesn't really hurt me. After that surgery, I no longer feel an emotion nor pain.

 

[water]

Let's see, you've got a good job, you're hot, you're better at video games than everyone else

I have to find SOMETHING to make fun of you about

p.s you've actually quite funny

, I own Coqui at video games that don't end in "ounter-Strike".

 

[simple]

No I was actually trying to make fun of loosers that say "Your mom" jokes. But I typo'd.

well then I guess you and I are a match made in heaven, fuck theac let's get e-hitched

 

[simple]

Tell that to Knyte and W_A_W when we play BF2


PS. I was kidding, it doesn't really hurt me. After that surgery, I no longer feel an emotion nor pain.

bad ass

 

[simple]

, I own Coqui at video games that don't end in "ounter-Strike".

oh snap

 

[water]

Damn.....I didn't even see that...............WHO DID TAHT TO ME??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[simple]

Let's choose a random date and elp can tell us what he remembers, how about October 32nd 1734, does anything stand out in your mind about that date?

No man, it was in Smarch, not October

 

[Coqui]

, I owned Coqui at video games that don't end in "ounter-Strike".

Fixt for accuracy. In the past 2 days (2 hours total) I've now accumulated over 500 global points in BF2

 

[Sarcasmo]

Fixt for accuracy. In the past 2 days (2 hours total) I've now accumulated over 500 global points in BF2

Medics and commanders don't count.

 

[Coqui]

Medics and commanders don't count.

I switched from being strictly spec ops to assault. I've only been medic once and healed one person and revived one. That was it.

 

[Pandora]

well then I guess you and I are a match made in heaven, fuck theac let's get e-hitched

Now let's not jump to conclusions here....

 

[simple]

Now let's not jump to conclusions here....

dude, I'm like 10 inches long


10 INCHES

 

[Pandora]

dude, I'm like 10 inches long


10 INCHES

*yawn* Is that an accomplishment or something???

 

[simple]

Now let's not jump to conclusions here....

you should ditch theac for me for what I call "the slight reasons"

check this out

My car is slightly nicer than theac's

My job is slightly nicer, because it's slightly less stressful and pays slightly more

I have slightly more hair than him

I'm slightly taller

I'm also slightly younger

and slightly more in shape

see what I'm saying?.... slightly?

 

[simple]

*yawn* Is that an accomplishment or something???

only to those who have thrown on rock climbing gear and successfully climbed it







edit: ask fly