open thread: express your issues with elpmis

elpmis said:
oh man, I make one grammatical error and it's material for you and your hubby for months

when I see theac typo like that I don't even say anything

what do you guys just sit at your desks all day and wait for elpmis to fuck up so you can't giggle to yourselves and make posts about it like I give a shit?

HERE LET ME GIVE YOU SOMETHING REAL TO MAKE FUN OF, YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT HOW I'M AN ORPHAN FOUND ON THE STREET BY A POOR FAMILY IN THE EARLY 80'S. AND SINCE I WAS A FUCKING CRACK BABY I SPENT THE FIRST 6 YEARS OF MY LIFE IN THE HOSPITAL BEING FED MEDICINES THAT WEREN'T EVEN FUCKING FDA APPROVED AND THAT'S WHY 90% OF MY TEETH ARE FAKE BECAUSE THE MEDICINES MADE THEM ALL ROT AND FALL OUT WHEN I WAS 16 AND NO I STILL DON'T NO WHO MY REAL PARENTS ARE

oh and I also really enjoy Snapple, man it's a good drink

Snapple is very sweet; lots of sugar. That could be why your teeth are all rotten.
 
Candy said:
Snapple is very sweet; lots of sugar. That could be why your teeth are all rotten.


They didn't rot and fall out. They were curb stomped. It was the only way the South Central Homosluts would let him out.