GAY Oooh, heaven is a place on earth

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Anyone want to have a fictitious breakup drama?

 

[APRIL]

Why is everyone here an uncaring asshole?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Why is everyone here an uncaring asshole?

The shensometer just goes off the scale.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why is everyone here an uncaring asshole?

Weve met, right?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I only care about my own asshole

 

[ZRH]

I only care about my own asshole

Aw, I never knew.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Why is everyone here an uncaring asshole?

Because nothing of value is being lost.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I only care about my own asshole

Not based on your lack of tp.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Not based on your lack of tp.

I think the level of concern I demonstrated over that particular disaster says otherwise.

 

[eileenbunny]

Why is everyone here an uncaring asshole?

I learned it from watching you.







Seriously though, I don't know. I've been in a horrible mood for the past few days.

 

[ZRH]

I learned it from watching you.

Seriously though, I don't know. I've been in a horrible mood for the past few days.

Probably cause you got knocked up.

 

[eileenbunny]

Probably cause you got knocked up.

Hormones you think? The baby is awesome so that can't be it. She's the absolute best thing about my life. I'm excited to wake up every morning because she is there. It's crazy I know. I was so afraid I'd hate my life after she was born, but I really don't.

 

[plot]

Why is everyone here an uncaring asshole?

Bree isn't a cat or a puppy or some other random animal you associate with cute and cuddly, so why do you care?

 

[plot]

I'm excited to wake up every morning because she is there.

thats awesome.

 

[ZRH]

Hormones you think? The baby is awesome so that can't be it. She's the absolute best thing about my life. I'm excited to wake up every morning because she is there. It's crazy I know. I was so afraid I'd hate my life after she was born, but I really don't.

I was thinking cause you mentioned she was constipated. Wouldn't be surprising if your mood tracks hers. Being a mom is supposed to be pretty exciting

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Is that according to what you read on the internet?

 

[ZRH]

Is that according to what you read on the internet?

You don't have to be nasty every time I say something vaguely nice.

 

[JAXvillain]

Is that according to what you read on the internet?

no, it's from his personal experience of being a mom except that personal experience is irrelevant

 

[Petunia]

I thought...I'm pretty sure I told you to go away. I seriously don't understand why ...why you keep bothering me. You told me a few months ago that if I just told you one last time to go away, you would, and I did. But here you are again, making jokes, saying I'm not rational or whatever. You're an enigma to me. I just wish you would leave me alone.

YA CASSPAR!!

leave her alone!! bad enough you let her starve in Hawaii and your KKK Family made her sleep on the porch, but let Bree die in peace now mmmkay!??!!?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

manufactured drama is manufactured