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[HipHugHer]

Too bad the do gooders don't respond to such things, they'll consider it an invitation instead.

 

[OOD]

Too bad the do gooders don't respond to such things, they'll consider it an invitation instead.

That's assuming people actually want to be around me. I'm weird enough people mostly stay away.

 

[HipHugHer]

That's assuming people actually want to be around me. I'm weird enough people mostly stay away.

I try to present that vibe as much as I can but some of them can be so darn persistent.

 

[OOD]

I try to present that vibe as much as I can but some of them can be so darn persistent.

Have you tried talking about your penis a lot? This method could back fire.

 

[HipHugHer]

Have you tried talking about your penis a lot? This method could back fire.

Never been one to talk about my penis that much. Maybe I'll give it a try.

 

[nukes]

I haven't been out this early in my taxi and sometime. There's a young couple that just drove over to this dark corner of this parking lot and they're getting out to go have sex or get high or both. This is a very interesting time of night.

 

[nukes]

Now before you pervs go accusing me, I was sitting here first. This is a bus depot. They drove up and they looked me over and I gave them a dirty look which is basically what I do this time of night to keep fukers like that away from me.

 

[nukes]

It's their sex and their dope and their business. As long as they don't go waving guns at me I really don't care.

 

[HipHugHer]

Now before you pervs go accusing me, I was sitting here first. This is a bus depot. They drove up and they looked me over and I gave them a dirty look which is basically what I do this time of night to keep fukers like that away from me.

You think that's something you should hear this motherfucker playing rap music through the TV.

 

[nukes]

You think that's something you should hear this motherfucker playing rap music through the TV.

I'm sure he's very edgy. I could rent in my cab on the overnight shift and I'm pretty sure that would take his Edge away.

 

[HipHugHer]

Big Will's getting impatient.

 

[HipHugHer]

Nothing like seeing someone who's age Iis about to start with a 4 acting like some dumbass whose age might start with a 2.

The only solution to this is a memorable strike upside the head. With a counter on whichever side the head fly's to cause one ain't gonna be enough.

 

[wetwillie]

You think that's something you should hear this motherfucker playing rap music through the TV.

That's some shit a 4 a.m.!

 

[HipHugHer]

That's some shit a 4 a.m.!

You should've seen what I did to that sonofabitch at suppertime!

 

[Immigrant]

I haven't been out this early in my taxi and sometime. There's a young couple that just drove over to this dark corner of this parking lot and they're getting out to go have sex or get high or both. This is a very interesting time of night.

I saw two homeless people 69ing on a loading dock once. It made me shiver.

 

[nukes]

I saw two homeless people 69ing on a loading dock once. It made me shiver.

Those two never got high or had sex. The guy got out, Lift It Up the hood of his car, pretended to look at something, and then they drove around the parking lot for another 10 minutes with no purpose. And then they left. So I think they were already high, very very high indeed.

 

[nukes]

Speaking of Lyft, both Uber and Lyft crashed another seven and a half percent since the opening bell this morning. Happy Days Are Here Again!

 

[HipHugHer]

I mostly just wanted to say supper instead of dinner.


Also fuck Uber.

Lyft too why the hell not.

 

[HipHugHer]

Gypsy cab mf'ers. They're all rapists and murderers.

 

[HipHugHer]

Don't get in cars with strangers.

Hitchhiking is dangerous.

App some stranger on your phone and hop in their POV is totally cool though.



Privately Owned Vehicle you pervs.