one million signatures and uwe boll will stop making movies

JAXvillain

JAXvillain

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stolen from genmay...there have been about 20k sigs just today...the current total is at 116310 and it's getting about 1 sig per second!

http://www.fearnet.com/MCNewsDetailPage.aspx?catid=30&mid=13788

Are you aware that there is a petition online, signed by 18,000 people, requesting that you stop making movies?

Yeah, I know that. 18,000 is not enough to convince me.

How many would it take?

One million. Now we have a new goal.

Hear that, haters? A challenge!
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Who? Uwe Boll?
http://imdb.com/name/nm0093051/

He's imdb average rating is around 2-3, hehe.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0317676/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0369226/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0383222/

Link to the petition:
http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
 
Yes, that talentless piece of manure spams the world with craptastic video game movies. He does so because Germany grants tax relief for his endeavors, making even the shittiest flops profitable to him, and because it takes no creative ability whatsoever to write a screenplay for something that has already been hashed out in terms of characters, settings, and even dialogue.

He needs to change his little challenge. One million signatures and he agrees to both shoot himself in the face on television AND retire from all forms of media and production forever.
 
He wont quit regardless of how many sigs that petition gets.
As a matter of fact, I bet once the goal is reached, hell be all douchebaggy and just tell everyone to fuck off and then go make Postal II Electric Booaloo.
 
lol I was right:

Uwe via Kotaku said:
I'm not a fucking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again," says Boll. "If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius you know, and if you go on May 23 on Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years, what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every fucking weekend.You have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am," he says. "I am the only genius in the whole fucking business. Goodbye."
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He thinks hes a genius.
 
Sarcasmo said:
Yes, that talentless piece of manure spams the world with craptastic video game movies. He does so because Germany grants tax relief for his endeavors, making even the shittiest flops profitable to him, and because it takes no creative ability whatsoever to write a screenplay for something that has already been hashed out in terms of characters, settings, and even dialogue.

He needs to change his little challenge. One million signatures and he agrees to both shoot himself in the face on television AND retire from all forms of media and production forever.
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Sarcasmo for President
 
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