On sale, too!

[Candy]

I alleviated all drama - I'm good like that.

 

[Candy]

Ok, Ill play along since Im bored today.
Make up something about me, and Ill pretend to be pissed about it.
We wont tell anyone about it, that way no one will know if were serious or just playing around.



edit - no one but aprils allowed to read this post.

But but if we make it up it won't be true. If it's not true you can't be mad.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

But but if we make it up it won't be true. If it's not true you can't be mad.

hey you werent supposed to read that

 

[APRIL]

Ok, Ill play along since Im bored today.
Make up something about me, and Ill pretend to be pissed about it.
We wont tell anyone about it, that way no one will know if were serious or just playing around.



edit - no one but aprils allowed to read this post.

I hear you actually can't poop. So all this poop talk is a sham.

 

[APRIL]

I alleviated all drama - I'm good like that.

By calling restaurant owners bitches?

 

[BeerAd]

By calling restaurant owners bitches?

By leaving iron's on at home?

 

[Candy]

By calling restaurant owners bitches?

EXACTLY hehehehehe

Thats how I roll.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I hear you actually can't poop. So all this poop talk is a sham.

WHAT?!!
THATS A DAMN DIRTY LIE!
I POOP WHERE WHEN AND ON WHOMEVER I WISH!!!1

 

[Candy]

By leaving iron's on at home?

And stoves, losing car keys, being tardy and falling down. I am a good fucking time. These are all special qualities one can only HOPE to posess and lucky for Mr. S I have them ALL!!!

 

[APRIL]

WHAT?!!
THATS A DAMN DIRTY LIE!
I POOP WHERE WHEN AND ON WHOMEVER I WISH!!!1

You need to be real with yourself, drool. You can't poop. Face it.

 

[Candy]

By calling restaurant owners bitches?

Want some more? I haven't even gotten started on the Shamy honeymoon thread yet

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You need to be real with yourself, drool. You can't poop. Face it.

If I dont poop then where does all the food I eat go?Huh?
Riddle me THAT you fat bitch!

 

[Candy]

You need to be real with yourself, drool. You can't poop. Face it.

Maybe he is on a cruise? I myself had a little trouble - lasted like a week.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Maybe he is on a cruise? I myself had a little trouble - lasted like a week.

If I didnt poop for a week Im pretty sure Id swell up and pop.

 

[Candy]

If I didnt poop for a week Im pretty sure Id swell up and pop.

Thats how I felt. Damn cruise food.

 

[APRIL]

Want some more? I haven't even gotten started on the Shamy honeymoon thread yet

Sheesh, this thread has been delayed a week! get with it missy!

 

[ruthless]

And stoves, losing car keys, being tardy and falling down. I am a good fucking time. These are all special qualities one can only HOPE to posess and lucky for Mr. S I have them ALL!!!

and crusie ship hunter.

 

[BeerAd]

Sheesh, this thread has been delayed a week! get with it missy!

 

[Candy]

and crusie ship hunter.

Yes, and I married a weiner wagger as well.