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b_sinning

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You guys may have already seen this but it's awesome.

Grandfather kills leopard with his hands

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AIROBI (Reuters) - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

Peasant farmer Daniel M'Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

M'Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard's mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal's tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

"It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping," he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer's wrist and mauled him with its claws. "A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide open mouth. I obeyed," M'Mburugu said.

As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

M'Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

"This guy is very lucky to be alive," Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.
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That is a badass that decides to drop the giant knife to rip it's tongue out.
 
b_sinning said:
I wouldn't think to try to take on a lepard barehanded and I'm 29 and in good shape. I can't imagine being 73 and doing it.


Some of the toughest people out there I know are old people (not from the US)

My grandmother, used to mow her entire lawn with a machete. Oh and she could manhandle just about anyone as well.
 
Coqui said:
Some of the toughest people out there I know are old people (not from the US)

My grandmother, used to mow her entire lawn with a machete. Oh and she could manhandle just about anyone as well.


bahahahahahahaha
 
Sarcasmo said:
Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. She sounds like she was a riot.


She was. My dad says his grandmother was even more of a riot (never got to meet her) apparently she could take down a grown man with her toes (knew how to pull hair perfectly to cause pain)
 
Coqui said:
She was. My dad says his grandmother was even more of a riot (never got to meet her) apparently she could take down a grown man with her toes (knew how to pull hair perfectly to cause pain)

bahahahaha

You're killing me. It's too early for this shit.