Halp On Average, How Often Do YOU Fart in 24 hours?

[fly]

Mine almost never smell.

 

[Jehannum]

Mine almost never smell.

Mine either. @AppleTurkey probably farts less than I do, but hers are far, far more potent.

 

[APRIL]

There was an app called FartR that was crowdsourcing money, but it apparently failed.

It was to count farts and was a little device you kept in your pocket that recorded methane or something. Fucking lit.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just dropped a big ole dirtbomb out in the warehouse
Fortunately theres plenty of air-space and a bigass fan going so no one was injured

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Also smell. My 6 year old has some of the smelliest farts ever.

My kid drops ones that are so bad theyd knock a buzzard off a shitwagon

 

[tre]

The boy was in the vehicle with me when I let one go, he gagged and opened the window. Great success!

 

[Petunia]

interesting thread
id figure you’d jump back into the forum with a “how many cat hairs do you find in your coffee by 9am” but this will do

ok so mine fluctuate depending on what i eat.
if i eat super clean then it’s minimal.
but i can recall last month i ate like soup one day and the next day cauliflower + chicken and i was rooting for 4 days straight
while i eat cauliflower ALL the time. the soup has pasta and some other stuff i just don’t eat and omg it was so bad.
they were so LOUD

 

[CletusJones]

My kid drops ones that are so bad theyd knock a buzzard off a shitwagon

my kid refuses to wipe so he always has a slight fecal musk

 

[Jehannum]

I'm farting right now.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

My diet has gotten a lot better. Fart very rarely unless I've put off my morning shit for too long, or I've spent the night eating BBQ like I did sunday.

 

[APRIL]

my kid refuses to wipe so he always has a slight fecal musk

WTF is wrong with your kid?

 

[APRIL]

interesting thread
id figure you’d jump back into the forum with a “how many cat hairs do you find in your coffee by 9am” but this will do

ok so mine fluctuate depending on what i eat.
if i eat super clean then it’s minimal.
but i can recall last month i ate like soup one day and the next day cauliflower + chicken and i was rooting for 4 days straight
while i eat cauliflower ALL the time. the soup has pasta and some other stuff i just don’t eat and omg it was so bad.
they were so LOUD

I imagine because you're pint-sized, everything you do is concentrated so your farts must stink and sound like a high-pitch whistle.

 

[Peppers]

I imagine because you're pint-sized, everything you do is concentrated so your farts must stink and sound like a high-pitch whistle.

Only dogs can hear them.

 

[Jehannum]

I farted so bad in the shower after the gym today that I had to start over.

 

[NukesII]

100 or so times.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My insides are like steel. Never had diarrhoea from anything and I don't fart too much despite all the beans I eat. When I used to drink real ale the bedroom would be hotboxxed overnight though, that shit is gross on the bumhole.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I farted so bad in the shower after the gym today that I had to start over.

Bath farts are some real stanky mofos