OMG!!

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Hello thar stranger!!!

Where the heck have ya been?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Who?

 

[Fat Burger]

BigDov, the only other Portlander in these parts.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

We bumped uglies behind a garbage can and he never called me back

I even brought a bottle of ketchup

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

...who?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Is this an appropriate use of internet technology?

 

[simple]

who the hell are you guys talking about? is nev back?

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I've got nev locked up in my closet. It was cheaper then a vibrator.

 

[BigDov]

Hello thar stranger!!!

Where the heck have ya been?

Where have I been? I'd like to say that I have an interesting story of adventures to far-off places to tell, but I don't. Just been workin' and hanging with the family really.......

 

[simple]

BigDov just got out of jail, servin' all that time for touching little boys and girls

 

[simple]

remember kids, when it comes to a pedophile, there is no sexual discrimination

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

 

[BeerAd]

remember kids, when it comes to a pedophile, there is no sexual discrimination

<<sits and waits for the parental figures to come out of hiding

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

so theac is back?

 

[APRIL]

Sigh... hoax.

 

[BigDov]

so theac is back?

No you silly long-haired hippy fgt, I'm not theac nor any of his assumed aliases.

Sigh... hoax.

You so sillee fatty

 

[APRIL]

WTF Didn't we delete your account due to inactivity?

 

[Pandora]

WTF Didn't we delete your account due to inactivity?

not YET....ehhhem ehhhem