omg terist jewelry

[water]

ABC article saying that 600 pounds of plutonium has gone missing

I of course call shens on the whole thing, but the rumor is that the terrorists have stolen it, are going to make jewelry out of it, and irradiate the whole country through our greed. Bastards. They infiltrated some "specially trained" illegal immigrants, under the guise as janitors no less, and made off with large quantities of elemental death.

OMG ZENGIRL THROW YOUR RING AWAY IMMEDIATELY!

There is more trouble for the nation's top nuclear lab and the Bay Area university that runs it: an activist group says Los Alamos National Lab in New Mexico can't account for 600 pounds of weapons-grade plutonium.

That's enough to make dozens of nuclear weapons.

A report from the Institute for Energy and Environmental Research says there's no evidence the plutonium has been stolen, but there may be a "vast security issue."

The University of California runs the lab and says it carefully tracks radioactive material.

for those who visit ar15.com (chikken), yes I stole this thread idea

 

[zengirl]

We bought my ring from an old hippie, you know the whole make love not war thing?

and my rock ain't THAT big

 

[b_sinning]

Notice how the dea never misplaces 600 pounds of pot but we keep misplacing stuff like plutonium. Further proof our governments priorties are fucked up.

 

[theacoustician]

Plutonium is very heavy. I think people would notice if their jewlery was unusually heavy.

Edit : and generating its own heat.

 

[water]

Plutonium is very heavy. I think people would notice if their jewlery was unusually heavy.

Edit : and generating its own heat.

They could market it as jewelry that keeps you warm in the winter.

 

[zengirl]

They could market it as jewelry that keeps you warm in the winter.

or mix it with titanium, which is extraordinarily light

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They could market it as jewelry that keeps you warm in the winter.

Used in a Prince Albert, it'd be a great way to combat shrinkage

 

[Syrup Beaver]

or mix it with titanium, which is extraordinarily light

You are looking at an industrial laser, which emits an extraordinary light, not to be found in nature.

It can project a spot on the moon, or at closer range: cut through solid metal, here I will show you.

 

[b_sinning]

Used in a Prince Albert, it'd be a great way to combat shrinkage

Of course you'd either look like you belong on National Geographic or Ripleys.

 

[zengirl]

Of course you'd either look like you belong on National Geographic or Ripleys.

Or a Ron Jeremy film

 

[itburnswhenipee]

We bought my ring from an old hippie,

I wasn't aware that there was anything but old hippies. It's not like they're making new ones, you know.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Of course you'd either look like you belong on National Geographic or Ripleys.

If the Japs were allowed to show cocks in porn they'd go gaga over a glowing green member

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wasn't aware that there was anything but old hippies. It's not like they're making new ones, you know.

There's several mints in Boston churning 'em out every day actually

 

[theacoustician]

I wasn't aware that there was anything but old hippies. It's not like they're making new ones, you know.

You obviously have never been to a Phish/DMB/<insert jam band name here> concert.

 

[b_sinning]

If the Japs were allowed to show cocks in porn they'd go gaga over a glowing green member

Instead of the Cum shot to let you know they are through, you have to wait until their eyes become Caucasian sized.

 

[JAXvillain]

Notice how the dea never misplaces 600 pounds of pot but we keep misplacing stuff like plutonium. Further proof our governments priorties are fucked up.

that's because it goes from the DEA to the CIA and back on to the streets

can't misplace something you don't have

 

[zengirl]

I wasn't aware that there was anything but old hippies. It's not like they're making new ones, you know.

Actually I've seen one or two here or there

 

[BigDov]

Or a Ron Jeremy film

HEDGEHOG

 

[Syrup Beaver]

that's because it goes from the DEA to the neighborhood kids for cash so they can afford their $70,000 vehicles and expansive houses

Massaged

 

[zengirl]

that's because it goes from the DEA to the CIA and back on to the streets

can't misplace something you don't have

Well someone has to pay for those million dollar toilets