OMG PRESENT!!! But what is it?!?!

[bast_imret]

So I got an email from JJ today:

I somehow ended up with a present for you from work. I don't know how happy I am about it though. You will have to wait and see.

So . . . what do you think it could be? What present could she have ended up with from her office that she would not be happy about? She originally said she was going to try to bring me home one of the old office's nice leather executive chairs, but she was happy about that, so that can't be it. OMG I DON'T KNOW!!!!

FYI, her company of 20 some people just moved offices to a brand new building. It's freight forwarding, so it's pretty much offices and cubicles with nice desks, and your usual slew of office supplies and computers and such.

Edit: I really like this picture

 

[kiwi]

She's bringing home a stray kitty.

 

[JAXvillain]

she's bringing you home an std she caught from her boss

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

a red stapler?

 

[bast_imret]

She's bringing home a stray kitty.

She'd be happy

she's bringing you home an std she caught from her boss

now there's a possibility!

a red stapler?

She'd be happy

 

[CletusJones]

Perhaps she's bringing you a cuet coworker for a threesome?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

a turd she laid in the shape of janet jackson?

 

[InnerMuse]

she's bringing you home an std she caught from her boss

Too late for that. She called me "boss" last night. Well, it was more like screeming, but you get the idea.

 

[CletusJones]

Too late for that. She called me "boss" last night. Well, it was more like screeming, but you get the idea.

 

[water]

Perhaps she's bringing you a cuet coworker for a threesome?

I presented this as a scenario in another thread earlier! That means it was my idea! Which means I'm entitled to video!

 

[CletusJones]

I presented this as a scenario in another thread earlier! That means it was my idea! Which means I'm entitled to video!

link to post or shens. unless you're willing to share the video.

 

[JAXvillain]

Too late for that. She called me "boss" last night. Well, it was more like screeming, but you get the idea.

tell me more, I'm enthralled!

 

[Bubbles]

It's probably the chair you wanted, but she's not happy because maybe it's not in the best shape as she would have liked

 

[bast_imret]

hmm . . . all good possibilities. Some better than others (we can only hope cletus). But, I don't know why she'd be unhappy about bringing another girl home for a 3some. Unless she got stuck with an ugly one.

Maybe it's a big ass monitor! Every time she'd mention the chair, I'd be liek, "you need to bring me home one of those 20" LCD's you guys have," and she'd roll her eyes. Maybe she's not happy about it cause it means I'll spend more time on the computer.

 

[fly]

She brought you home a Daedric sheild with a 40% spell reflection.


edit: Or a lion's tooth bought from egay.

 

[bast_imret]

She brought you home a Daedric sheild with a 40% spell reflection.

 

[JJ Lady]

It was the Hostel DVD

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It was the Hostel DVD

bleh I saw that and was unimpressed

 

[JJ Lady]

I did not see it, nor do I want to

 

[djduquet]

Grass? You think it could be grass? I wonder if it's grass. Yeah, I bet it's grass.