WTF OMG, I think a freaking cat followed me home from Walmart!

[Rollout]

That shouldnt make u feel laugh. Its sickening. Do u know who mr. HANDS is?

 

[Casper]

Yah, but we NEVER see cats just hanging around outside here. The last time saw one was over two years ago.

And our own cat, which was an indoor/outdoor, suddenly missapperred.

Catspiracies around here!!

Get y'all some goat blood.

 

[Duke]

That shouldnt make u feel laugh. Its sickening. Do u know who mr. HANDS is?

was

 

[Rollout]

???

 

[Applesauce]

Get y'all some goat blood.

Goat blood. Right.


What next, sir?

 

[Rollout]

A silver bullet

 

[Casper]

A porno.

 

[Rollout]

A good one is big tits galore 5: TITTY MONSTER ATTACK

 

[taivas]

That shouldnt make u feel laugh. Its sickening. Do u know who mr. HANDS is?

Who doesn't?

Actually, apparently that guy was an engineer at Boeing. Considering half my dad's family has worked for Boeing (and some still do) I've always wanted to ask if they knew him, but that would be awkward.

 

[Rollout]

He had a great paying job and he threw all that out the window just go fuck a horse. Now he is in hell getting fucked by 10000000 horse.

 

[Applesauce]

UM.

MR. ROLLOUTGAY DUPE PERSON!!??!

I DID NOT NEED TO BE SUBJECTED TO LOOKING UP THE HISTORY OF MR. HANDS!!































I hate you.

 

[Casper]

Nothing like a horse penis in the ass to get your day started.

 

[taivas]

Nothing like a horse penis in the ass to get your day started.

or ended, in this case

 

[Amstel]

What if it's an evil prophet or something, and it's in.my.house.right.now???

What if I wake up in the morning and there is a cat with a "message" for me?

Will I understand "cat?" What if I don't, and I miss the important message that this cat traveled all the way from Foreignmart to tell me???!!

Rav?

 

[Amstel]

I wonder if it's a poltergeist cat?

poltercat.

 

[APRIL]

So wait. Does Juli really believe in ghost and poltergeists?!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

So wait. Does Juli really believe in ghost and poltergeists?!

There's a lot of weird stuff Juli believes in

 

[Applesauce]

Rav?

Quoted for

 

[APRIL]

There's a lot of weird stuff Juli believes in

I saw she's religious on facebook and thought about how you two get along.

 

[Rollout]

Dont u just love me kendra