omg chikken plays lax for duke??

[JAXvillain]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/more/04/05/lacrosse.duke.done.ap/index.html

one of the team members talked about skinning dead hookers...chikken, that you?

 

[Coqui]

I love how the entire team got screwed for the actions of three players

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Article says strippers, not hookers

 

[my little brony]

he team's lone black member did not have to provide a sample.

why does that line make me giggle?

 

[JAXvillain]

Article says strippers, not hookers

like there's a difference?

 

[Coqui]

like there's a difference?

With hookers, there's a guarantee. As evident by the article, the stripper can still go to police with her occupation.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

With hookers, there's a guarantee. As evident by the article, the stripper can still go to police with her occupation.

Exactly, they're more likely to complain in the unfortunate event that they manage to escape

 

[CletusJones]

Exactly, they're more likely to complain in the unfortunate event that they manage to escape

I'd imagine that anyone you tried to skin would complain to the authorities if they got away.

 

[Pandora]

They actually covered this on Nightline last night. The news has gone downhill without Peter and Ted. Might as well get my news frome the drones on Entertainment Tonight.

 

[b_sinning]

Dead hookers fit better into a motel mattress than Dead strippers.

 

[CletusJones]

Dead hookers fit better into a motel mattress than Dead strippers.

why's that?

 

[b_sinning]

why's that?

Looser in the pelvic region so the legs fold back easier. Duh!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd imagine that anyone you tried to skin would complain to the authorities if they got away.

Nope, just to their pimp

 

[CletusJones]

Looser in the pelvic region so the legs fold back easier. Duh!

but strippers and whores are almost the same anyway. Haven't you ever been to a seedy strip club that'll you can get a lap "dance" for $100?

 

[b_sinning]

but strippers and whores are almost the same anyway. Haven't you ever been to a seedy strip club that'll you can get a lap "dance" for $100?

I try to go to the up scale strip clubs where the girls still can delude themselves into believing they are exotic dancers rather than crack whores. Yes the table dances cost 5 dollars more but they seem to have less lice.

 

[CletusJones]

I try to go to the up scale strip clubs where the girls still can delude themselves into believing they are exotic dancers rather than crack whores. Yes the table dances cost 5 dollars more but they seem to have less lice.

Suprisingly I've never gotten lice or any other ailment from patronizing strip clubs.

 

[b_sinning]

Suprisingly I've never gotten lice or any other ailment from patronizing strip clubs.

Then they weren't given you the "good" lap dances.

They are the ones where you feel like you should take penacillian afterwards.

 

[CletusJones]

Then they weren't given you the "good" lap dances.

They are the ones where you feel like you should take penacillian afterwards.

I didn't want to pay the $100 for a "good" lapdance. I've got a girlfriend who's disease free for that.

 

[b_sinning]

I didn't want to pay the $100 for a "good" lapdance. I've got a girlfriend who's disease free for that.

That all changes when you get married and have a kid. I have to make an appointment and wait for approval for sex now. I can get a handgun faster than sex approval.



I think I should call my doc and ask him to up my crazy medicine. I seem out of whack today.

 

[CletusJones]

That all changes when you get married and have a kid. I have to make an appointment and wait for approval for sex now. I can get a handgun faster than sex approval.



I think I should call my doc and ask him to up my crazy medicine. I seem out of whack today.

You have just influenced me to never have children.