Engrish sentence? Have you been drinking on the job again?why_ask_why said:how do you figure? for all you know, your mom f'd your dad in the a every single night of your life and look how you turned out...wait, that analogy didn't work too well
Engrish sentence? Have you been drinking on the job again?why_ask_why said:
theacoustician said:Engrish sentence? Have you been drinking on the job again?
Oh. I was reading as if there was preposition and then two articles and wondering what it was you were trying to say. My bad.why_ask_why said:I've never drank on the job, thanks
and if I have to spell it out for you it's "for all you know, your mom FUCKED your dad in the ASS every single night of your life and look how you turned out"
bast_imret said:Throughout all 27 years on this earth, other than the fact that I was born, I have never witnessed or heard anything that would have ever made me think my parents had sex. Maybe they were just really quiet.
Sarcasmo said:I have a memory from when I was 5 of waking up late one night after a bad dream and going to my parents' room to crawl in bed with them, only the door was closed and there were all these weird noises coming from within.
I went down to the living room, where my brother was watching t.v. and asked him what all the noise was and he was like "Oh, they're just doing it. Someday you'll understand." I just remember being completely freaked out, and even though I've heard them a hundred times since my skin still crawls when I think about that one. :shudder:
I'd have called their bluff. Doubt they'd have done it if you were there.Sarcasmo said:He basically told me that he and my mom fuck like rabbits all over the house now that us kids are grown and gone, and that I'd have to put up with all kinds of groaning and buzzing noises at all hours of the day. I cut him off mid sentence to go throw up, then got in my car and slowly wove my way home while gagging.
I guess you could say he called my bluff, and I haven't been quite right since. *twitch*
Galen said:I'd have called their bluff. Doubt they'd have done it if you were there.
Thorn Bird said:my parents have claimed to be celebrating empty nest-dome by joining an old people's sex club. this is entirely for the children's benefit and makes us gag in the way you're speaking of, sarcasmo.
my parents do jack like rabbits, and i hate that i know that. it's that damn love thing, i guess.