Mary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, has died at age 114 years, 294 days....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_oldest_american
How long do you think you're staying alive?
Mary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, has died at age 114 years, 294 days....
I figure God has a great sense of humor.
Of course he does. How else do you explain the duck-billed platypus?
How long do you think you're staying alive?
You people suck for not getting my joke. (or for not finding it funny)
Well, you see, a beaver got a little looped on some peyote growing riverside one day, and, well, you know, the duck was just asking for it...