Food Oldest genitalia in the US finally dies

[Coqui]

I'm planning on being killed in some freak grizzly bear attack in a few years

In Canada, they're hardly considered freak attacks. amirite?

 

[tre]

In Canada, they're hardly considered freak attacks. amirite?

hay man, i live in the south!

 

[Coqui]

hay man, i live in the south!

So does 95% of Canada

 

[JAXvillain]

what is the stat, 95% of the canadian population lives within 100 miles of the US border? they're just a big suburb of the US

 

[tre]

what is the stat, 95% of the canadian population lives within 100 miles of the US border? they're just a big suburb of the US

we prefer the term "hat"

 

[Coqui]

what is the stat, 95% of the canadian population lives within 100 miles of the US border? they're just a big suburb of the US

I made up the 95% but I just looked it up, 75% live within 100 miles

 

[Duke]

we prefer the term "hat"

Who cares what you prefer. To us, you're just a bad toupee.

 

[tre]

Who cares what you prefer. To us, you're just a bad toupee.

you put a bad toupee on a retard, and they're still a retard

 

[Duke]

you put a bad toupee on a retard, and they're still a retard

But the toupee is still a merkin.

 

[Phoenix]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_oldest_american

How long do you think you're staying alive?

I'll be around forever.

 

[Phoenix]

But the toupee is still a merkin.

merkin = one of the greatest inventions known to man.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

speakings of old genitalia, wanna bump uglies later tonight?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

This feller is probably still alive, http://www.ask.com/wiki/George_the_lobster?qsrc=3044

 

[JAXvillain]

fucking peta getting their panties in a twist over a lobster being in a tank

 

[Syrup Beaver]

He was probably friggin' happy there.

Old people don't like to get moved around too much.