http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_oldest_americanMary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, has died at age 114 years, 294 days....
How long do you think you're staying alive?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_oldest_americanMary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, has died at age 114 years, 294 days....
Of course he does. How else do you explain the duck-billed platypus?I figure God has a great sense of humor.
Well, you see, a beaver got a little looped on some peyote growing riverside one day, and, well, you know, the duck was just asking for it...Of course he does. How else do you explain the duck-billed platypus?
What is today, Monday? Thursday.How long do you think you're staying alive?
Sorry, I don't get the cake reference![]()
Now that I reread it, I get it.You people suck for not getting my joke. (or for not finding it funny)
Well, you see, a beaver got a little looped on some peyote growing riverside one day, and, well, you know, the duck was just asking for it...