Food Oldest genitalia in the US finally dies

[Applesauce]

Mary Josephine Ray, the New Hampshire woman who was certified as the oldest person living in the United States, has died at age 114 years, 294 days....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_oldest_american

How long do you think you're staying alive?

 

[shamwow]

92

 

[Duke]

97

 

[Coqui]

As long as there's cake, I'll still be alive.

 

[b_sinning]

I'm amazed I'm here every day.

 

[fly]

I'm amazed I'm here every day.

I am too. ? ?

 

[b_sinning]

I figure God has a great sense of humor. The day I'm not amazed I'm still here I probably won't be.

 

[dbzeag]

70 years and a day. The day after my retirement.

 

[Coqui]

I figure God has a great sense of humor.

Of course he does. How else do you explain the duck-billed platypus?

 

[Duke]

Of course he does. How else do you explain the duck-billed platypus?

Well, you see, a beaver got a little looped on some peyote growing riverside one day, and, well, you know, the duck was just asking for it...

 

[FuglyStick]

How long do you think you're staying alive?

What is today, Monday? Thursday.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

However long it takes.

 

[Coqui]

You people suck for not getting my joke. (or for not finding it funny)

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sorry, I don't get the cake reference

 

[Coqui]

Sorry, I don't get the cake reference

 

[Applesauce]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_oldest_american

How long do you think you're staying alive?

 

[dbzeag]

You people suck for not getting my joke. (or for not finding it funny)

Now that I reread it, I get it.

Eddie.

But not really funny.

 

[ItsOnlyBree]

I think I'll live 'til 40 or something cheap like that.

 

[Onnotangu]

Well, you see, a beaver got a little looped on some peyote growing riverside one day, and, well, you know, the duck was just asking for it...

 

[tre]

I'm planning on being killed in some freak grizzly bear attack in a few years