okay so I'm getting married, anyways...

No it means you're going to be an aunt.

Well, you already got the deadbeat thing down already.

How could you even get it up when "she's just another dude"? Fag.

I want to thank the three of you for lobbing artillery down range. I laughed at the first one. Before I was finished I got to the second and blew a retina. When I got to zac's I think my ACL ruptured.

+rep for ALL of you

hahahahahah fuckin classic
 
Is hooker face slut still teaching America's young? You have no idea how soothing it is knowing that someone as screw.....well adjusted as we, is educating our future leaders.