Halp Oh. Hi. I'm here for the attention.

[thintoast]

I thought you said you'd never forget

I didn't ask 9/11 what, I asked 9/11 who.

 

[my little brony]

STOP RUIING THE JOAK

 

[thintoast]

STOP RUIING THE JOAK

I AM SERIUS FACE, MR.

 

[fly]

A man comes into a bar...

No wait, its a horse.

A man comes into a horse...

 

[thintoast]

A man comes into a bar...

No wait, its a horse.

A man comes into a horse...

And the bar says "why the long face?"

 

[thintoast]

You told me that one on the eastbound flight.

 

[fly]

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My son just died from pancreatic cancer."

 

[thintoast]

The third guy ducks.

 

[123]

My usual routine is a small bowl of frosted shredded wheat for breakfast.
a mid morning snack of a healthy energy bar.
A lunch of a sandwich consisting of turkey and or chicken and a banana/apple
a mid day snack of a banana/apple (whichever one I didn't eat with lunch)
a dinner of a small piece of chicken and a vegetable (frozen peas, corn, something) or scrambled eggs.... something like that
And I run about 1-3 miles a day.

Sometimes I drink a spicy V8 because that's the only V8 I can drink and actually like. Other than that, I drink water. I might have a beer with dinner too.

that's my diet. a few small meals and I never am hungry.

That sounds like hell.

 

[123]

What about the wrinkles and the bad breath?

Lol non smokers have horrible breath also. Especially when you eat all that weird healthy crap.

 

[thintoast]

That sounds like hell.

Nothing tastes better than skinny feels bro. You should try it sometime.

 

[my little brony]

sarah Jessica parker walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?"

 

[thintoast]

But you won't because donuts are yummy and cake and pie and PORK RINDS!!!

 

[123]

Nothing tastes better than skinny feels bro. You should try it sometime.

I just wear skinny, I fuck skinny.

 

[123]

But you won't because donuts are yummy and cake and pie and PORK RINDS!!!

Fuck yeah. Except pork rinds.

 

[fly]

sarah Jessica parker walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My son just died from pancreatic cancer."

 

[APRIL]

Lol non smokers have horrible breath also. Especially when you eat all that weird healthy crap.