Halp Official Tard-O-Matic Political Derpy Thread

[Valve1138]

Typical cuck shit.

 

[tre]

you cucks think what you want. google it and you will see other people with lazy eyes failing the vision test

oh I'm sure all the draft dodgers have lazy eyes

 

[tre]

how much cash did you slip the vision test guy to make sure you failed?

 

[Jehannum]

Like you did during your military service.

Don't be silly, he can't serve because of his narrow urethra.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

So lets get this straight. everyone has been yelling that trump worked with the russians even though there is no direct ties to him. Yet none of you will say anything about the russians bribing obama administration.

Because nobody knew about it you tithead.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

you people are acting like snowflakes again. What he said was true. Everyone knows the risks when they sign up. Trump will never sugarcoat shit for you pussies

No one said it wasn't true. He's an asshole for being cunt about the situation.

 

[Duke]

how much cash did you slip the vision test guy to make sure you failed?

He never signed up for active service so it never got that far.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

We fucking tell little kids that sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. In other words we tell toddlers to not let it effect you because it is just words. Yet coddle grown ups who get offended over words.

This is the world we live in now where toddlers are stronger than our adults.

You don't realize that all of your talking points are just salve for Trump's fragile ego.

 

[tre]

We fucking tell little kids that sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. In other words we tell toddlers to not let it effect you because it is just words. Yet coddle grown ups who get offended over words.

This is the world we live in now where toddlers are stronger than our adults.

So then, using the same logic, why does the Donald gets so bent out of shape over "fake news" and people making fun of him on SNL? It's just words, right? Is he a cuck or what?

 

[Valve1138]

So then, using the same logic, why does the Donald gets so bent out of shape over "fake news" and people making fun of him on SNL? It's just words, right? Is he a cuck or what?

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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So then, using the same logic,

You just lost

 

[tre]

You just lost

never fight a battle of wits with an unarmed man

 

[Floptical]

never fight a battle of wits with an unarmed man

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

According to AR 40-501, Amblyopia (Lazy Eye) doesn't exclude someone from enlistment in the Army.

Wickie is Trump

And in '02 they would have been taking pretty much anyone if I remember right.

Come to think of it, my first duty station there was a guy with a lazy eye.

 

[Duke]

Wickie, like Trump, once again gets fact checked real time and discovered to be lying.

 

[Valve1138]

oh I'm sure all the draft dodgers have lazy eyes

Just like Trump. Except his whole body is lazy.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And in '02 they would have been taking pretty much anyone if I remember right.

Come to think of it, my first duty station there was a guy with a lazy eye.

I knew a guy with a lazy eye when I was in

 

[Ledboots]

Not trying to defend Wickie and his eye, but some people lose a lot of vision in the affected eye, and glasses or contacts don't correct it like they do near- or farsightedness. The brain kind of shuts off the vision to one eye so that there isn't double vision. If it wasn't caught early in childhood and had the good eye patched, he could be nearly blind in the bad eye.

 

[Valve1138]

I bet lazy eyes are pre-existing conditions under Trumpcare.

As soon as all the lazy eye's figure that out they're sure to vote Democrat in 2018.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Not trying to defend Wickie and his eye, but some people lose a lot of vision in the affected eye, and glasses or contacts don't correct it like they do near- or farsightedness. The brain kind of shuts off the vision to one eye so that there isn't double vision. If it wasn't caught early in childhood and had the good eye patched, he could be nearly blind in the bad eye.

Its also incredibly easy to fakefail an eye test