I know it comes as a shock, but men actually do pleasure themselves.
really. oh my. i'm shocked.
i do not get the work part.
I know it comes as a shock, but men actually do pleasure themselves.
people DO that?? for serious??
You're just bored?! BORED?! Damn... I feel so unspecial. Here I was thinkn' I'd made a gay man straight (a little).
Anyways, no need to upload pics. theac already has some.
You're just bored?! BORED?! Damn... I feel so unspecial. Here I was thinkn' I'd made a gay man straight (a little).
Anyways, no need to upload pics. theac already has some.
Is he afraid of anything? You could put whatever he is afraid of all over the office.
I have a coworker afraid of mice. So they took small bites out of his food, turned over his garbage can, made fake poo pellets to leave on his desk, and set off the mouse traps that he left. This was ongoing for a year and nobody told him that the office didn't have mice until 2 years later.
I was with you up until the jerking off at work part. The last thing I think of while I'm here is sex.
Unplug their ethernet cable from their computer and see if they call IT to find out why they don't have a LAN connection anymore. If someone actually comes to fix it and finds that it was just the cable unplugged, the ridicule will be endless.
Stick one of those wireless vibrating eggs up his asshole when he's not looking, and then turn it on periodically when he walks by.