zengirl said:
Nobody else is making odes, I feel like an oaf
O muppets....O muppets...we've loved you for yeeeaaars.
So today we raise our mug to you and over you some cheers.
Who would have ever thought you were all just really big socks...?
You surely kick more ass...then those hacks at Fraggle Rock!
Whenever I feel down...or sink into a rut.
All I need to think of...is how Ms. Piggy is a big sluuuuuuuttttt.
Kermit and Fozzie...are the best of pals.
But on weekends they dress up and pretend they're horny gals.
Gonzo has that big nose...it's really kind of sick.
I think he's probably compensating...for a tiny dick!
The sweedish chef kicks ass...look at him just groovin'
Bjorin fjorin schmorgin, shven von shervgin!
So when you need a laugh, just look at them damn muppets...
Light one up and take a toke, sit back and just say 'fuck it!'