Ode to the Muppets

oh how i love a muppet
if i could, i would fuck it

as i cum in its cotton
when it dries it is rotten

instead ill just cry in a bucket.
 
zengirl said:
Nobody else is making odes, I feel like an oaf :(
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O muppets....O muppets...we've loved you for yeeeaaars.
So today we raise our mug to you and over you some cheers.

Who would have ever thought you were all just really big socks...?
You surely kick more ass...then those hacks at Fraggle Rock!

Whenever I feel down...or sink into a rut.
All I need to think of...is how Ms. Piggy is a big sluuuuuuuttttt.

Kermit and Fozzie...are the best of pals.
But on weekends they dress up and pretend they're horny gals.

Gonzo has that big nose...it's really kind of sick.
I think he's probably compensating...for a tiny dick!

The sweedish chef kicks ass...look at him just groovin'
Bjorin fjorin schmorgin, shven von shervgin!

So when you need a laugh, just look at them damn muppets...
Light one up and take a toke, sit back and just say 'fuck it!'
 
Millions said:
O muppets....O muppets...we've loved you for yeeeaaars.
So today we raise our mug to you and over you some cheers.

Who would have ever thought you were all just really big socks...?
You surely kick more ass...then those hacks at Fraggle Rock!

Whenever I feel down...or sink into a rut.
All I need to think of...is how Ms. Piggy is a big sluuuuuuuttttt.

Kermit and Fozzie...are the best of pals.
But on weekends they dress up and pretend they're horny gals.

Gonzo has that big nose...it's really kind of sick.
I think he's probably compensating...for a tiny dick!

The sweedish chef kicks ass...look at him just groovin'
Bjorin fjorin schmorgin, shven von shervgin!

So when you need a laugh, just look at them damn muppets...
Light one up and take a toke, sit back and just say 'fuck it!'
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:lol: You rawk some major muppet ass!!
 
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Millions said:
The sweedish chef kicks ass...look at him just groovin'
Bjorin fjorin schmorgin, shven von shervgin!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA This line has had me giggling since I read it. Dude you are fuckin funny.
 
Ode to Electric Mayhem
Dr. Teeth you’re where it’s at,
Always strutting around with your pimpn’ hat.
Animal gets so many groupies,
He needs rehab for his addiction to boobies.
Floyd Pepper can really wail on that bass
Thems some sechsay red whiskers on your face.
Janice is the hottest lead singer of them all,
Even though…you look like RuPaul.
Rowlf man, you’re cooler than Billy
And unlike Elton you don’t need the willy.
Smooth man Zoot you are at hoot
Your sax smells better than Miss Piggys toots.
Electric Mayhem you are the coolest,
I hope one day I can be your bassoonist.
 
Pandora said:
Ode to Electric Mayhem
Dr. Teeth you’re where it’s at,
Always strutting around with your pimpn’ hat.
Animal gets so many groupies,
He needs rehab for his addiction to boobies.
Floyd Pepper can really wail on that bass
Thems some sechsay red whiskers on your face.
Janice is the hottest lead singer of them all,
Even though…you look like RuPaul.
Rowlf man, you’re cooler than Billy
And unlike Elton you don’t need the willy.
Smooth man Zoot you are at hoot
Your sax smells better than Miss Piggys toots.
Electric Mayhem you are the coolest,
I hope one day I can be your bassoonist.
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That is jawsome.
 
You are Waldorf and Statler!

This is a very moving moment
Yeah, I wish they'd move it to Pittsburgh!
 
hahahaa, one of the jeopardy questions this evening was who was bunsen honeydew's assistant
 
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