Ode to fly

shawndavid

Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
Sung to the tune of The Dubliners' "Moonshiner"

Modbot oh modbot oh how I love thee

You took six of my posts not 5, 4, or 3

If you had a nickel, for every post you deleted

To champagne and mignon, you'd surely be treated

~

Here is to the most fruitful day of post assassination in my history on the board. [raises glass]
 
To the toon of Moondance

Well, its a marvelous night for the modbot
With the delete post button reflecting in your eyes
A fantabulous night to dump posts
neath the cover of 'on topic' and fly
And all the postcounts in the threads are falling
To the icon of the topics that blow
And modbot is trying to please to the calling
Of your off topic posts in content that is low
And all the threads magic seems to whisper and hush
And all the soft post counts seems to shine in your blush

Chorus:
Can I just have one a more deleted post with you, modbot
Can I just make some off topic romance with a-you, modbot

Well, I wanna make off color posts tonight
I cant wait til the morning has come
And I know that my inbox is just right
And with a long 'post deleted' subject line run
And when you create a pop-up that will let me know
To make sure that on topicis stay so true, I know
There and then all my posts will get flushed
There and then I my marklar will burn
And every time I post in another thread, you just tremble inside
And I know how much you want me to off topic that you cant hide

Chorus

Repeat 1st verse

One more bad post with you mod bot
On a magic thread
La, la, la, la in the on topic thread
On a magic thread
Cant I just have one more deleted post with you modbot
 
I :heart: SD threads.
About as much as I own Keds.
If you peer into my shoe rack
You won't find those or jack...
because I sold them to Zed.

Zed's Dead.
 
Modbot's cool, so is Drool.
There's some poop in the fridge.
I moved it from the freezer.
Hurry up and eat it before it's totally defrosted.