Odd, exotic or ecclectic things you'd like to own.

[my little brony]

the Carcano that killed JFK

James Dean's 1955 Porsche 550 Spyder

a small moon rock; I think it could make an impressive engagement and/or wedding ring

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the Carcano that killed JFK

James Dean's 1955 Porsche 550 Spyder

a small moon rock; I think it could make an impressive engagement and/or wedding ring

A few summers ago, a few interns here at the space center stole a security cabinet that had moonrocks in it. They were working in the lab and had all the proper access. So anyway, these brainiacs get the goods off the center grounds, and all the way down to florida, and then what do they do?
They put that shit on Ebay and get busted in a matter of hours.
Morons.

 

[bast_imret]

On the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and are spanked with moon rocks.

 

[APRIL]

A few summers ago, a few interns here at the space center stole a security cabinet that had moonrocks in it. They were working in the lab and had all the proper access. So anyway, these brainiacs get the goods off the center grounds, and all the way down to florida, and then what do they do?
They put that shit on Ebay and get busted in a matter of hours.
Morons.

BWAHAHAH those kinds of people work at NASA?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

BWAHAHAH those kinds of people work at NASA?

You woule be surprised by the kinds of people who work for NASA. Their HQ building may contain an interesting cross-section of humanity, but the social dynamics never stray far from the 5th grade playground.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You woule be surprised by the kinds of people who work for NASA. Their HQ building may contain an interesting cross-section of humanity, but the social dynamics never stray far from the 5th grade playground.

The accuracy of this statement is frightening.

 

[my little brony]

A few summers ago, a few interns here at the space center stole a security cabinet that had moonrocks in it. They were working in the lab and had all the proper access. So anyway, these brainiacs get the goods off the center grounds, and all the way down to florida, and then what do they do?
They put that shit on Ebay and get busted in a matter of hours.
Morons.

ding dongs


I wonder if moon rocks can be bought from the Russians...

 

[my little brony]

You woule be surprised by the kinds of people who work for NASA. Their HQ building may contain an interesting cross-section of humanity, but the social dynamics never stray far from the 5th grade playground.

I went to Space Camp


edit:

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I went to Space Camp

Were you one of a group of quirky misfits from disparate backgrounds who, dispite getting off to a rocky start, ultimately banded together to overcome adversity?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Were you one of a group of quirky misfits from disparate backgrounds who, dispite getting off to a rocky start, ultimately banded together to overcome adversity?

I bet they rocked out to a hip song with amazing choregraphy despite never having danced together before, if at all.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ding dongs


I wonder if moon rocks can be bought from the Russians...

If they had any Im sure theyd sell them. They be whores there.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

ding dongs


I wonder if moon rocks can be bought from the Russians...

You could probably get asteroid pieces

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You could probably get asteroid pieces

Thatd be pretty cool.
Untill the mutations set in.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thatd be pretty cool.
Untill the mutations set in.

Some o' those can be pretty sweet though, a 4th arm could come in real handy

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Some o' those can be pretty sweet though, a 4th arm could come in real handy

Yeah, but all the extra anuses would be problematic.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah, but all the extra anuses would be problematic.

True, tryin' to figger out which one the poop is coming out could be tough at first

 

[bast_imret]

Yeah, but all the extra anuses would be problematic.

WHAAAAA? I figured you would be the main proponent for additional anuses. Can you imagine the intricate docking procedures you could design?


Edit: SELF DOCKING!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

WHAAAAA? I figured you would be the main proponent for additional anuses. Can you imagine the intricate docking procedures you could design?


Edit: SELF DOCKING!

I said problematic, not undesireable.
For instance, think of all the extra cash youd have to spend on buttplugs alone...

 

[bast_imret]

I said problematic, not undesireable.
For instance, think of all the extra cash youd have to spend on buttplugs alone...

get a sponsor.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I said problematic, not undesireable.
For instance, think of all the extra cash youd have to spend on buttplugs alone...

You could set yourself up in a nightclub and act as a docking 'switchboard'

Probably get some decent change in tips