Octodog - what in sweet jesus' name is this for?

[lemon_fresh]

Why would any one want a hotdog-octopus?

**somebody please edit my title, damn keys got away from me. in for is, dum me.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It slices hotdogs up so they look like an octopus.

Either that or its a really fancy buttplug.

 

[BigDov]

reminds of that video of a japanese gal in a bathtub.......

 

[lemon_fresh]

It slices hotdogs up so they look like an octopus.

Either that or its a really fancy buttplug.

Obviously, but I guess the real question is WHY?

 

[simple]

that's how japanese women prefer their hotdog

 

[Coqui]

Obviously, but I guess the real question is WHY?

So you can play with your food

 

[Bubbles]

It makes hotdogs a fun shape for kids? If your kid won't eat a hotdog shaped like a hot dog, well the kid must have issues.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Obviously, but I guess the real question is WHY?

ITS FUN GODAMMIT


edit - does this pic scare you?

 

[lemon_fresh]

What was the genesis of this invention then?

How does one think that a novelty hotdog slicer is a money making idea?

 

[lemon_fresh]

ITS FUN GODAMMIT


edit - does this pic scare you?

Yes.

 

[JAXvillain]

It makes hotdogs a fun shape for kids? If your kid won't eat a hotdog shaped like a hot dog, well the kid must have issues.

no footlongs! /ned flanders

if you have one of those in the house make sure you don't piss your woman off! they should call that thing the emasculator

 

[Bubbles]

What was the genesis of this invention then?

How does one think that a novelty hotdog slicer is a money making idea?

It's the same company that brought you the roto-ruter.

or maybe Lorana Bobbit created it.

 

[lemon_fresh]

no footlongs! /ned flanders

if you have one of those in the house make sure you don't piss your woman off! they should call that thing the emasculator

i curse you for putting that image in my mind.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[lemon_fresh]

Oh god stop...this one is fucking frightening. they have thumbs, they can use tools, they can aim a pistol. We need to deport every chimp in the states NOW!

 

[BigDov]

Oh god stop...this one is fucking frightening. they have thumbs, they can use tools, they can aim a pistol. We need to deport every chimp in the states NOW!

Notice the calm, steely stare it's got too. That chimp'll pop a cap in ya and not think twice about it....

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Check THIS fucker out, totally eating with a spoon!

 

[lemon_fresh]

Check THIS fucker out, totally eating with a spoon!

Remember these are just the babies. The full grown ones are even worse.

 

[lemon_fresh]

Notice the calm, steely stare it's got too. That chimp'll pop a cap in ya and not think twice about it....

A remoresless killer. Ban the chimps NOW!

 

[Bubbles]

A remoresless killer. Ban the chimps NOW!

but, but.....I like elpmis.