Obama's 1dt press conference

[APRIL]

Michelle is one of the hottest first ladies.

 

[kiwi]

Michelle is one of the hottest first ladies.

Psh, that's only cause I haven't been elected yet. When I am, Knyte will blow all prior first ladies out of the water.

 

[Valve1138]

Psh, that's only cause I haven't been elected yet. When I am, Knyte will blow all prior first ladies out of the water.

With headshots.

 

[Duke]

Psh, that's only cause I haven't been elected yet. When I am, Knyte will blow all prior first ladies out of the water.

Won't that action spawn some kind of grass roots gun control movement?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Michelle is one of the hottest first ladies.

Maybe that's what it is. I'm used to old white women and that makes her that much hotter. I saw her on stage the other night and was like "Got damn! Someone get me a spoon."

 

[theacoustician]

Won't that action spawn some kind of grass roots gun control movement?

poopsicles for everyone!

 

[zengirl]

poopsicles for everyone!

floppy vag

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Maybe that's what it is. I'm used to old white women and that makes her that much hotter. I saw her on stage the other night and was like "Got d*mn! Someone get me a spoon."

A spoon?

 

[Sarcasmo]

A spoon?

It's this implement you eat certain types of food with, like fruits or desserts. Usually accompanied by forks and knives. Your wife may have put some in a drawer in your kitchen somewhere. You'll have to ask her though. Also, Google.

 

[APRIL]

"why don't you get a spoon and eat my ass."

When used in a sentence.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It's this implement you eat certain types of food with, likes fruits or desserts. Usually accompanied by forks and knives. Your wife may have put some in a drawer in your kitchen somewhere. You'll have to ask her though. Also, Google.

I know what a spoon is, you dipshit, I just was wondering why you want to put one up your ass.

 

[theacoustician]

I know what a spoon is, you dipshit, I just was wondering why you want to put one up your ass.

The same reason babies put things in their mouthes.

 

[zengirl]

WHAT IS A DIPSHIT???? this is ruining my day people

 

[Sarcasmo]

I know what a spoon is, you dipshit, I just was wondering why you want to put one up your ass.

Not MY ass. HER ass.
















I can't even type that without gagging.

 

[Duke]

Why can't we all just use the phrase 'I'd pee in her butt' and remove all of this conspoonsion?

 

[theacoustician]

Why can't we all just use the phrase 'I'd pee in her butt' and remove all of this conspoonsion?

poopsicles for everyone!

 

[zengirl]

Why can't we all just use the phrase 'I'd pee in her butt' and remove all of this conspoonsion?

! tone down the coonage !

 

[Duke]

poopsicles for everyone!

Now your just spamming to generate marklar

 

[theacoustician]

Now your just spamming to generate marklar

poopsicles for everyone!

 

[zengirl]

Now your just spamming to generate marklar

! tone down the coonage !