NOTICE: May 26th is National Don't Bring Your Pants to Work Day

kiwi said:
This morning he didn't take his keys to get back in, so the doorbell rings at 6:30 and my only thought is "who the crap is at my house at 6:30 in the morning". I did eventually get up and let him back in.

Once, Dan locked himself out of the house at 3 AM in the rain, while he was in his pajamas. Sadly, I was on vacation with my sister in New Orleans.