Non-meaters: What are you doing this weekend?

[fly]

Always stand near a big breasted woman during an earthquake. That way you at least get a show before you die.

you mean thorn bird?

 

[Millions]

That's wouldn't have been a lie, as there is nothing in them.

Hey now, I've made the earth move for a lady or two.

...and sadly there were no big breasted women in the surrounding area. Nothing but A & B cups for a seven mile radius. Glad I don't live there anymore!

 

[fly]

Hey now, I've made the earth move for a lady or two.

...and sadly there were no big breasted women in the surrounding area. Nothing but A & B cups for a seven mile radius. Glad I don't live there anymore!

o rly. wanna make my earth move?

 

[Millions]

o rly. wanna make my earth move?

It's not free to touch my seismograph.

 

[Sp`ange]

I love drinking out in nature
You can just pee right where youre sitting
As long as the coolers within reach, youre in good shape

that's the best part aboput goin' tubing. butt in the water and your cooler tied to you. you become a floating, pissing machine.

 

[Galen]

Today I went for a walk around the park and through a cemetery because I thought it looked pretty. Not much else as it's a stinky day out today and I have to go view a house later. Boo.

House is mine, pld doods.

 

[Onnotangu]

That doesn't sound good

well..I came out religion wise to my family. they were Not pleased.

 

[fly]

well..I came out religion wise to my family. they were Not pleased.

wtf

 

[b_sinning]

that's the best part aboput goin' tubing. butt in the water and your cooler tied to you. your become a floating, pissing machine.

Tubing is so much fun.

 

[bast_imret]

You know what dog food tastes like?! It tastes exactly like it smells!



Delicious!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I spent the entire weekend working on our sprinkler system. Again. I think I dislocate my finger.

How the hell did you manage that?

I don't need a sprinkler system, when I got to my house the grass was 2' high. I need something to mow like 5 acres of that shit temporarily until I can get the big tractor next year

 

[smileynev]

How the hell did you manage that?

I don't need a sprinkler system, when I got to my house the grass was 2' high. I need something to mow like 5 acres of that shit temporarily until I can get the big tractor next year

goats. Many goats.

And I have no idea. It might just be jammed or sprained or something.

 

[Sp`ange]

Tubing is so much fun.

you, the missus, jj & bast should come to Atlanta and we'll all head up to Helen, GA and go tubing.

 

[Nyx]

well..I came out religion wise to my family. they were Not pleased.

Ack, details may not be the same, but I know whereof you speak. For something that is supposed to bring people together religion does a damned good job of separating people. Sorry to hear it, that really sucks

 

[Onnotangu]

wtf

Family: Super Christian baptists.
onno: Buddhist.

anything that isn't christian is bad and wrong...it's badong

 

[fly]

Family: Super Christian baptists.
onno: Buddhist.

anything that isn't christian is bad and wrong...it's badong

What's funny is if it were reversed, they would be okay with it.

Christianity > I cant think of anything to go here

 

[JJ Lady]

you, the missus, jj & bast should come to Atlanta and we'll all head up to Helen, GA and go tubing.

SOunds good to me!

Edit: I just read that thing about peeing...maybe not..or at least I"ll have to be upstream from you

 

[fly]

SOunds good to me!

Edit: I just read that thing about peeing...maybe not..or at least I"ll have to be upstream from you

Would it be better to be upstream or downstream from someone peeing?

 

[Coqui]

What's funny is if it were reversed, they would be okay with it.

Christianity > I cant think of anything to go here

Don't want to cause an argument, but that's quite the ignorant statement.

 

[Onnotangu]

Don't want to cause an argument, but that's quite the ignorant statement.

no one likes anyone elses choices but thier own.