WTF Nobody puts E.T. in the corner!!

and to duke, at least women sleep with me. throw in the attractive part of the equation and you're way out of your league, gramps. :D

/shrug. Just because I don't feel the need to talk about my sex life doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I find it extremely funny to joke about, however.

I'm kinda surrounded by women, often. Things just happen.
 
/shrug. Just because I don't feel the need to talk about my sex life doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I find it extremely funny to joke about, however.

I'm kinda surrounded by women, often. Things just happen.

Power tools, animals, multiple dudes, etc
 
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