/ 5ERage said:Well if you were trying to persuade them that ID is crazy, it should have been easy since you were working with a clean slate. Was it a requirement to have the audience disagree with you?
I imagine the presentation going something like this:
Fly: Class, I am here today to prove to you that Intelligent Design is a bunch of cock-a-mamy bullshits.
Fred: [whispers to the fat chick in the next row] wtf is this guy talking about. Is intelligent design some new company that shows you how to decorate your house?
April: [whipsers back to Fred] Yeah, I think so. I just saw them on T.V. and they helped me pick colors for my breakfast nook. Those guys are the shit!
Fred: Whatever
Fly: Does anyone in here honestly believe in Intelligent Design?
April: [raises hand] They totally hooked my place up with the feng shui, at least I think that's what they called it.
Fly: [smacks his own forehead] No, Intelligent design is the belief that some higher being has played a role in the creation and development of life on earth. It is very close to the creation theory.
Fred: That's the biggest bunch of bullshit I've ever heard.
April: Yeah, what kind of idiot would believe that?
Fly: Well I'm here to prove to you that it is completely idiotic...wait, did you just say you thought it was crazy?
Fred: Duh.
Professor: [uses the red marker a lot on his notepad] Sorry Mr. Fly, time is up. You may take your seat now.
Fly: Fuck.
BeeRad said:BAM!!!
life
Drool-Boy said:To kick things up a notch, Im gonna give this planet a good shot from my spice weazle. BAM!! You got life baby!
That's because Florida isn't included in the bible belt. Had you been in GA the class prolly could have given you the presentation.ceiling fly said:I did, because I guess I didn't know my audience. I only had 10 minutes and figured they knew what it was (or at least what it had to do with). I couldn't have been further from the truth.
Shouldn't bible belters know about their latest theories?Pandora said:That's because Florida is included in the bible belt. Had you been in GA the class prolly could have given you the presentation.
Pandora said:That's because Florida is included in the bible belt. Had you been in GA the class prolly could have given you the presentation.
ERage said:Had you been in Georgia, the class probably would have not been able to spell it's own name correctly.
April23 said:That's America... we don't watch the news, we watch Geraldo.
Thorn Bird said:it's not that hard.
elpmis said:I know what intelligent design is, intelligent design is a 30+ year old still in school for his bachelor's
Drool-Boy said:To kick things up a notch, Im gonna give this planet a good shot from my spice weazle. BAM!! You got life baby!
b_sinning said:I almost just got me another Degree.
I was over setting up some equipment for Graduation tomorrow and they had tables covered in them. My boss said no. He's no fun sometimes.