No one knows what Intelligent Design is

ERage said:
Well if you were trying to persuade them that ID is crazy, it should have been easy since you were working with a clean slate. Was it a requirement to have the audience disagree with you?

I imagine the presentation going something like this:

Fly: Class, I am here today to prove to you that Intelligent Design is a bunch of cock-a-mamy bullshits.

Fred: [whispers to the fat chick in the next row] wtf is this guy talking about. Is intelligent design some new company that shows you how to decorate your house?

April: [whipsers back to Fred] Yeah, I think so. I just saw them on T.V. and they helped me pick colors for my breakfast nook. Those guys are the shit!

Fred: Whatever :rolleyes:

Fly: Does anyone in here honestly believe in Intelligent Design?

April: [raises hand] They totally hooked my place up with the feng shui, at least I think that's what they called it.

Fly: [smacks his own forehead] No, Intelligent design is the belief that some higher being has played a role in the creation and development of life on earth. It is very close to the creation theory.

Fred: That's the biggest bunch of bullshit I've ever heard.

April: Yeah, what kind of idiot would believe that?

Fly: Well I'm here to prove to you that it is completely idiotic...wait, did you just say you thought it was crazy?

Fred: Duh.

Professor: [uses the red marker a lot on his notepad] Sorry Mr. Fly, time is up. You may take your seat now.

Fly: Fuck.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: / 5
 
Drool-Boy said:
To kick things up a notch, Im gonna give this planet a good shot from my spice weazle. BAM!! You got life baby!
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:lol: at the futurama reference. I miss that show.
 
ceiling fly said:
I did, because I guess I didn't know my audience. I only had 10 minutes and figured they knew what it was (or at least what it had to do with). I couldn't have been further from the truth.
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That's because Florida isn't included in the bible belt. Had you been in GA the class prolly could have given you the presentation.

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Pandora said:
That's because Florida is included in the bible belt. Had you been in GA the class prolly could have given you the presentation.
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Had you been in Georgia, the class probably would have not been able to spell it's own name correctly. :fly:
 
That's easy, ID is the truth, praise Jesus!!!

April23 said:
That's America... we don't watch the news, we watch Geraldo.
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He was fanTAStic in the Al Capone's vaults show.

Thorn Bird said:
it's not that hard.
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Not when I think about your body shape it isn't ;)

I keed I keed

elpmis said:
I know what intelligent design is, intelligent design is a 30+ year old still in school for his bachelor's :fly:
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[hides face]
 
I almost just got me another Degree.

I was over setting up some equipment for Graduation tomorrow and they had tables covered in them. My boss said no. He's no fun sometimes.
 
b_sinning said:
I almost just got me another Degree.

I was over setting up some equipment for Graduation tomorrow and they had tables covered in them. My boss said no. He's no fun sometimes.
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I know this has absolutely nothing to do with anything but I know a guy who graduated from UNC-Chapel Hill with a degree in Psychology but they printed his degree with his name but the major was in Physics. He framed that bitch and put it up in his office. I told him he should go try to score a job in a nuclear power plant or something.

OK, back on topic now. Go!
 
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