No more: 'blue form, brown box' for me

SpangeMonkee said:
I'll dance naked and perform 'special' duties.


just make the check out to SPANGE'S WIFE. add a zero at the end of the amount, too, please. the special duties part is extra.
 
Thorn Bird said:
just make the check out to SPANGE'S WIFE. add a zero at the end of the amount, too, please. the special duties part is extra.

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