No boys allowed!!

[Thorn Bird]

No, I have a feeling I'm gonna get it......

i hope you'll be giggling later! i fear the pandora.

 

[BigDov]

i hope you'll be giggling later! i fear the pandora.

Oh I'm sure I'll still be laughing about it...... but fear her?!?? Pandora?

No way

 

[BigDov]

uh oh, she just logged on..... let's see how long it takes for me to get a REALLY mean PM or email

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I've heard the Jergans stuff is awesome, but good luck finding it. It's sold out everywhere. Everything I've tried leaves me with streaks tho.

what you need to make sure you do first and foremost, is exfoliate... and be extra careful around areas like your elbows, ankles and knees... you can streak really badly there.

Don't know if you have access to one, but if you have a Body Shop store nearby (or can order online) their selfless tanner is about the best I have ever tried. I was extremely pleased with the results (and it isnt that hideous orange looking stuff either)

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

what kind of TAMPONS do you girls use? ( i KNOW that'll scare the boys away. it scares the shit outta spange.)

Oh!! My new obsession is the Pearl ones... they are by Playtex (I think) anyways, the applicator is really smooth and round, and they go in much better

 

[Bubbles]

I just took the hugest shit ever.
And I dont mean your garden-variety huge shit, this bad boy wrapped around the bowl three times.
I had to flush the commode five times just to get it all down ffs.

WHAT!!!!???? Mee Too!!!

 

[kiwi]

Oh!! My new obsession is the Pearl ones... they are by Playtex (I think) anyways, the applicator is really smooth and round, and they go in much better

I prefer the compact ones, they hold up much better in your purse cause they are in a plastic wrapper.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I prefer the compact ones, they hold up much better in your purse cause they are in a plastic wrapper.

Oh I've had those too... they are great for your purse... but I hate fumbling around with them trying to get it together

 

[Sp`ange]

Oh!! My new obsession is the big, fat, black ones... they are made of laytex (I think) anyways, the shaft is really smooth and round, and they go in much better

fixt

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

fixt

shhhhh don't tell fb...

 

[b_sinning]

My wife made me go get a mystic tan with her a few weeks ago. It was awesome compaired to most spray tans.

 

[Sp`ange]

My wife made me go get a mystic tan with her a few weeks ago. It was awesome compaired to most spray tans.

spray tan? that is soooo metro.

 

[b_sinning]

I'm married to a hair dresser. She makes me do metro sexual things. She gave me a gylcholic peel a few days ago. Nothing like having a layer of your skin burnt off to make you feel like a real metro.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i wanna hang out with your wife one weekend, b...i'd get oh-so-pampered!

 

[kiwi]

i wanna hang out with your wife one weekend, b...i'd get oh-so-pampered!

QFT, that would be a blast.

 

[Thorn Bird]

QFT, that would be a blast.

kiwi, we need to quit bullshittin' around and get your ass down here. you've been moanin' and groanin' over vacation ..just pack your bags and do the ATL!

 

[kiwi]

kiwi, we need to quit bullshittin' around and get your ass down here. you've been moanin' and groanin' over vacation ..just pack your bags and do the ATL!

Alright, I'll start packing, it's not that long of a drive is it?

 

[Thorn Bird]

Alright, I'll start packing, it's not that long of a drive is it?

not a long flight at all!

 

[Galen]

The homosexual undertones of this forum are becoming more visible daily.

 

[Thorn Bird]

The homosexual undertones of this forum are becoming more visible daily.

and i totally was not meaning it this time!