No ball touching in VA

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VA Lawmaker Seeks Ban On Scrotum Sack-Shaped Trailer Hitch

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) - Drive across Virginia with an outsized rubber replica of testicles dangling from your trailer hitch and you face a fine under a bill before the General Assembly.

Delegate Lionel Spruill introduced the legislation Tuesday, saying the sight of masculine genitalia (e.g. glans, shaft, scrotal sack) is a safety issue because it distracts drivers.

Spruill, a Democrat from Portsmouth, would make display of the ornamentation on a motor vehicle a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum fine of $250.

He says the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter had spotted the facsimile sex organs and asked her father to explain them.

The Virginia legislature has some experience with offbeat bills. Three years ago, it attracted worldwide attention for its effort to outlaw baggy pants worn so low they expose underwear.

(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
 
as stupid as truck balls are spruill is even more of a retard and the constituent that complained is the biggest goddamn moron of them all
 
distracting drivers? what kind of bull shit is that lol

bull testicles are an important part of american culture, i despise this unpatriotic bill...
 
Surely they're no more distracting than bumper stickers or billboards as road hazards. I don't see how the "distraction" logic could succeed. They're just trying to avoid any sort of "indecency" logic because then you're all up in the first amendment.

In the end, we need to be able to ban things because they're really dumb.