WTF NME nearly an adult.

[DJBrenton]

Somehow or other, no. 1 daughter has survived my parenting for 30 years today. I blame tardwife for her survival. I had nothing to do with it. I probably tried to kill her a few times.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ive met her a few times and Im not sure how she made it this far either, your parenting skills not withstanding

 

[Jehannum]

Ive met her a few times and Im not sure how she made it this far either, your parenting skills not withstanding

Must be the extraordinary immune system challenges she's presented via purse-stored perishables.

 

[DJBrenton]

I really had no idea what to buy her. Joe suggested bathroom shit from Lush or a funky necklace was always a winning call. So obviously I bought her a lemon tree. What else do you buy for the ginaholic who has everything?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Happy birthday, dumpster diver!

 

[Domon]

I don't think she's there yet. After all, you aren't @DJBrenton and she's not that old yet

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

DJB's parenting style

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Cheers chaps. Had a lovely birthday time, enjoying my studies and shit.

 

[APRIL]

Happy birthday my little English nugget.

 

[Immigrant]

DJB's parenting style

Don’t turn away before the fourth puff.

 

[nukes]

Don’t turn away before the fourth puff.

Let's steal a car and go on a cocoa run you and i

 

[fly]

30? Like what in the fuck.

 

[DJBrenton]

30? Like what in the fuck.

And you've been talking to her online for 25 of those years.

 

[fly]

And you've been talking to her online for 25 of those years.

 

[fly]

Seriously though, the fact that *any* of @DJBrenton's kids survived is a testament to how resilient life really is.

 

[Mikeawesome]

is she still squatting