Nick Swardson

Alex: Hey, I need a huge favor.
Jeff: You're not jerking off on my dad.


I love Linda Cardellini in that movie. I love her in general.
 
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Jeff: Come in. Hurry up.
Alex: Are you sure this is OK?
Jeff: Yeah, it's totally cool. Just keep your voice down - my roommates are sleeping.
Alex: You mean your parents?
Jeff: Yeah, same thing.
Alex: ...Nice jammies.
Jeff: Thanks! They're a present from my roommates.
Alex: That's cool.



i love that guy.
 
Jeff: Come in. Hurry up.
Alex: Are you sure this is OK?
Jeff: Yeah, it's totally cool. Just keep your voice down - my roommates are sleeping.
Alex: You mean your parents?
Jeff: Yeah, same thing.
Alex: ...Nice jammies.
Jeff: Thanks! They're a present from my roommates.
Alex: That's cool.



i love that guy.


:fly: i've never heard of this guy
 
I still laugh my butt off everytime at the scene was he comes on dude's mom. He's screaming I can't stop! Oh my good it feels so good!



Jeff: This chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.