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Was just listening to an interview with Jameis and I guess he just got lasik because he couldn’t see in games. He said now he can read license plates and see things that are distant. Like really you wait until now to do it. No fucking wonder he threw like 1 million picks.
 
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Was just listening to an interview with Jameis and I guess he just got lasik because he couldn’t see in games. He said now he can read license plates and see things that are distant. Like really you wait until now to do it. No fucking wonder he threw like 1 million picks.
We talked about this when it came out. Ya, he couldn't see the fucking scoreboard. There's a 50/50 shot that he will now be a great quarterback.
 

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Seriously? He's an absolutely AMAZING quarterback, with a penchant for throwing balls to the other team. He also couldn't even see the giant scoreboard. It's not a huge logic leap to suggest that those two things might be related.
He’s still a dumbass who makes poor decisions. His penchant for off field bullshit shows he never learns a fucking thing.
 

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He’s still a dumbass who makes poor decisions. His penchant for off field bullshit shows he never learns a fucking thing.
We won't *really* know that until wee see him play with the new eyes. What looks like poor decision making might actually be an inability to judge distance and speed of a receiver. I'm not saying its a lock, but you have to admit that it is at least a possibility.
 
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Part of the Pats schedule leaked, and if it's true it's pretty telling what the league thinks is going happen.

The first four weeks are the out of conference opponents all in a row, the NFC West.

So if the first 4 weeks are shitcanned, not nearly as big a deal as missing a divisional matchup.

So the AFC teams wouldn't play any NFC teams and vice versa.

I bet all the divisional games are in last 8 weeks of the season. That way you can crown your divisional champs and it won't be as much of a pile of shit.