New Product from CramCo!

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene
Sep 30, 2004
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Ok, so the whole "tapioca in the ass and farting it into someones mouth" thing got the guys in the R&D section to brainstorming. They were wondering if there was an easier way to get that tapioca up the ole wazoo in an efficent manner.
And Ill be godammed if they didnt find a way.

Have a gander at this baby:

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So, who wants to invest?:cool:
 
What you need is a woman with an advanced yeast infection, then you have a self contained tapioca producing mechanism and would only need to tansport the discharge from hole to hole and wouldn't require all of the bulky accessories.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
Now, I assume the longer term marketing plan is to saturate the market with these and then release the add-on A2M Tapioca optimized fitting to reduce unwanted splatter when discretion is necessary.



oo there ya go, a splash shield!

Ill see what the R&D guys can come up with. Mabye something out of mylar?
 
I would also recommend some flexible tubing extending from the funnel to the butthole, like a beer bong.... you can even customize removable and resuable comfort tips for ease of cleaning.
 
I see market domination and monopoly in your future...the govt is going to split up cramco like ma bell